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We'll dance as the palaces burn

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@Mike_Dalton0530 @captaincaleb18 They beat you. My coworker from that area even said your version didn't have enough smog and needles.

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who the hell is mixing the highlight music on the @espn halftime show!? Couldnt hear shaq nor chuck commentary over your bad beats.

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@jasonbenetti you are on fire.

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@LeBatardShow JB WITH THE SASSAFRAS

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And who made a da salad!? In back to back outs. Bottom 2nd, top of 3rd

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@LeBatardShow I know I'm a day late, but how did no one mention Iman Shumpert's new look when discussing perfectly shaved chins with facial hair!? All I can look at on first take. Beard like Harden, chin like Fernandez

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@TMGUSA92 @brianstelter Man, that's a take. I apologize for my comment as there is clearly a lot going on up there. Hope you get the help you need. Honestly. Will be praying for your health.

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@TMGUSA92 @brianstelter Colbert was never a stand up. Those echoes you hear are probably your own voice bouncing around that empty head of yours.

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@jeremytache I've seen that finger somewhere before...

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@jeremytache Like any of those people would want the studio production grind any way.

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@ZaslowShow You know about that cockeye?

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@utahgetme2two @roybelly Russ is right! Fuck the cameramen in the endzone when someone scores a TD AND the team celebrates afterwards. Don't even talk to me about the other hockey players that didn't score a goal celebrating.

Don't fret Russ, your tickets to the circus are free, fucking clown.

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@DylanFMackinnon @ZaslowShow He does live in a mansion.

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@ZaslowShow @LeBatardShow Jonathan Zaslow looks like the guy who tells the garbage man "you know my taxes pay your salary, right?"

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@DylanFMackinnon @ZaslowShow @pnk0729 But acting like it's a direct attack on all working class people while having the evidence that this person is a troll, a more egregious of one at thst, and Zas giving it back is ridiculous.

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@DylanFMackinnon @ZaslowShow @pnk0729 Leave it to the Philly broadcaster to step in and use a strawman defense for the guy calling someone else the R word.

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@pnk0729 @ZaslowShow @Me43823499 Couldn't possibly be trusted with heavy machinery with how much lower that right eye is than the left; depth perception is paramount. Definitely the "Slow" sign jockey, for obvious reasons.

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@tigers #raindelayquestions

How about we have the grounds crew do a toothpick race?

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@YGBalenciaga919 @JeffNadu Congrats, you're middle class.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

Stop it 🤣🤣🤣