Hammond

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

[Jordan Pickford @JPickford1]

Wish the parents would pay for me to have sky i'n my room, freeview i's soul destroying at this time of night

[Michael Graham @Capt_Fishpaste]

I reserve the right to dislike him once we return to domestic football, but this is EXACTLY the kind of England centre-back picture I want in a World Cup.

[Sash @sashedelic]

🚨 Ghanaian Witch Doctor, Nana Kwaku Bonsam, to BBC:

"I haven't done any work on Noni Madueke, he's just shit"

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Interesting tactical change for England. Gordon replaced by James

[John @Ramma_____]

Has John Stones got a new club yet? He’s still got 2 or 3 good years left in him at the top level imo

[Andy @Sunlundy]

“I haven’t seen one this size since Nyron” #SAFC

[Dave @DaveSunderlandx]

Jordan Henderson's night was more like a Stag do. Dress up like a footballer, get a talking to by the authorities for your behaviour, and then break your arm jumping over some railings. 🍻

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Hammond @mjhammo97]

Better strike than Peter Sutcliffe’s hammer #Haaland

[🎬N @Nino12x]

We should never do business with Sunderland ever again. Pathetic club

[Liam Dickinson @Dicko_85]

I reckon @piersmorgan watches the Portugal games in a full Ronaldo kit… socks and everything…. Never seen someone so far up a sports persons arse it’s boarder line stalking!! I think he needs help, Iv seen people with restraining orders for less

[Hudson @huds8118]

This record is only matched by Sunderland’s at St James’

[Daniel. @danjpeg]

Good to see Pope working on his kicking in the off-season. #NUFC

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

👏🏼 It’s actually really refreshing to see this in modern day football. Well done Sunderland & Xhaka.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 BREAKING: Granit Xhaka has TURNED DOWN a move to Chelsea to remain at Sunderland.
🇨🇭 The Swiss & Sunderland captain has reaffirmed of desire to remain with #SAFC and lead them into Europe.
❌ Sunderland always said he was unavailable for transfer despite Chelsea’s move and his relationship with Xabi Alonso.
👍🏽 The 33-year-old’s relationship with the Sunderland fans played a big part in his decision.

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

We’ve got 👏👏 Granit Xhaka…

Our captain will be back in action on Tuesday as Switzerland face either Colombia or Ghana in the last 16 of the #FIFAWorldCup 🇨🇭

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

@England We’ll let you borrow it… 😉❤️

Keep pushing ‘Til The End, @England! 🤝✊

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham agree record deal to sign Sandro Tonali from Newcastle, HERE WE GO! 💥

Agreement between clubs closed and also on player side with the Italian midfielder. 🇮🇹

Fee higher than £85m paid for Mateus Fernandes.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Yes, I've played elite level sport where my particular job was running with a ball at feet at around 30kph+ multiple times a half.

6 ft 4, 95kg.

The tactical information given to me through a 7 day, not 3 minute period sufficed, as did the occasional squirt of electrolyte water per half.

My performance would not have been improved at all by a hydration or tactical break.

Pretty much like 99% of players over a 150 year period playing the most popular and most played sport on the planet by far.

So maybe you can tell me. When was the last time you put your fucking dorittos, big gulp and chicken wings down long enough to know what professional sportsmen need rather than advertising executives or couch potatoes who need to be told 6 times in 20 minutes to buy a Jeep Cherokee, Whopper or diabetes medication instead of just enjoying the sport?

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

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