Matthew Hill

[F @J96__7]

That screeching student spastic just encapsulates your modern day lefty/green voter, they are not wired up right 😂

[TMC Music Connoisseur | TRAPO 2 TOUR OCTOBER @MusicConnoisseu]

when I’m talking about GENERATIONAL talent, this is what I mean 😭🔥

FIFA lacked not putting him in the soundtrack, bro brought that genre back to life 😮‍💨

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

bro is going to remember this forever 😭

[george @StokeyyG2]

Big up to Ginge for calling this United fan out for having ‘Ten Hag Out’ on his shirt 👏

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤔

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@scubaryan_ @cxmroberts @CammoBWFC

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@tony_eh @JimsWheels Men used to go to war… Now we need cups of tea and cuddles of our dogs😂 Worlds gone soft. Becoming full of self entitled dweebs.

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@cxmroberts @HappyPunch 😂😂

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@JimTheWanderer1 @cxmroberts @CammoBWFC

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is literally all you need in life

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@EmiratesFACup @LUFC @cxmroberts @CammoBWFC

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

30-50% of people have no internal monologue.

Only 15% of people have what scientists deem as self-awareness.

The suspicion you have that everyone around you is stupid and barely sentient is 100% valid.

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@OfficialPDC @cxmroberts

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@theJeremyVine @metpoliceuk Could see it coming a mile off and stops in the blind spot of a van, you’re quite clearly a mong… you said no however many times and still proceeded😂

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

People need stop driving like mongs every Friday this motorway is shut.

[Manchester News MEN @MENnewsdesk]

LATEST as M62 remains shut this morning after a serious police incident - https://t.co/YdZ4OtHD6D
https://t.co/YdZ4OtHD6D

[Matthew Hill @mjhill_99]

@DovySimuMMA @cxmroberts @CammoBWFC

[Karen @Karen31_x]

Still this “just let him do it and then we can go home” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mikey @mikey_747]

GIT UP https://t.co/hHnfpVcLcY