mrs dougie tutter

my safe word is pineapple juice

[mrs dougie tutter @mjjoyce9]

Because few people realize victims continue suffering from PTSD for months & even years after being sexually assaulted #MeToo

[Sibylle @AHaschi]

So let me get this straight…
The 30-year-old “Young Republicans” being openly racist on group chats are kids,
but the 13-year-olds in those files were suddenly “young women”?

[Mr. Newberger @jeremynewberger]

If ever you find yourself zip tying a child’s hands I wanna be really clear with you on what this says about you. You’re not one of the “good guys.” You’re the problem. Your soul is rotten. Your intentions are evil. And whoever is above you telling you to do this is hella Nazi.

[s @sumivibesss]

i bring a 'divorce your husband if he bothers you so much' vibe to gatherings that married ladies who complain a lot, dont like at all

[mermaidmusin 🧜‍♀️ PHOEBE IS BACK 🗣️ @mermaidmusin]

is this how citizens in district 12 felt about peeta and katniss at the end of mockingjay

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

Strange right 🤔🤔🤷😤

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Great question:

[Jenni @hashjenni]

how your email finds me

[ℝ @pinkrantz_]

@SouthPark Very relevant.

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

ICE Agents hate this one trick…Knowing what to do when approached by ICE needs to be something that everyone plans.

[sunshine ᯓ✩°.⋆ @snshn_nd_strdst]

BRING BACK THE CD/DVD PLAYERS ON LAPTOPS!!!!

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

my favorite january 6th subplot was the pervert stealing AOC's shoes

[kesha @KeshaRose]

I know a bitch for the job

[Keith Murphy @murphdogg29]

There are millions of kids now adults smiling at this very moment. Well deserved, Science Guy. Well deserved.

[Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas]

TWO-TIME GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER KIERAN CULKIN

[Victoria @fakehockeyteam]

everyone on this flight out of Philly was relying on the guy who shelled out for in flight wifi to periodically announce the score on the eagles game like the town crier in a midsized medieval village

[ᄃ @KodenameC]

TSA is going to kill you on sight

[lo messiah @timchals]

this reminds me of the spongebob episode where its prom and he has these long ass legs