MJLance

Runner, Backpacker, Hoosier

[MJLance @mjlance]

@PghPennStateDad Fuck You Penn State Dad, you’re the Douche Bag.

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@TLest1993 @danorlovsky7 @MattLeinartQB And who exactly have they beaten? Notre Dame, FSU?? 😂😂😂 Please……

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@JonRothstein We don’t celebrate “making” the tournament. That’s an expectation.

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@finebaum FU Finebaum, spineless twit.

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@awfulannouncing Eat a BIG one Herbstreit

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@indiana_edits I’ll be there with 3 other Hoosiers

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@IUBarstool IU repeat win 31-10 identical to last win at OSU in 1987

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@CollegeFBonX It’ll be same as 1987: 31-10

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@TheBigTenHuddle Yes

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@dandakich Asinine Dan. Don’t politicize IU football, or IU sports period.

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@IUHoosiers @IUBloomington I never thought I’d see this in my lifetime. Amazing!!

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@iamnot_elon B

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@stoolpresidente Hit up Jankos. Get the spicy meatballs! Call ahead to get Resy.

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@southshoreline Just be on time. That’s it.

Trains 20+min late aren’t reliable transportation.

[MJLance @mjlance]

@onepeloton so I got my new bike delivered today. Great! Would like to use it….. BUT in their infinite wisdom Peloton doesn’t ship the shoes and accessories with or ahead of bike delivery? WTH? That makes absolutely zero sense. #asinine #pelotonbadservice

[Jody Davis @JodyDavisMLB]

Hey @Cubs. I caught 962 games for you between 1981-1988. Same number of Twitter followers I have right now. How about a retweet to help me hit 1000?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Looks like someone’s grocery budget came down to wiping their butt or ice cold Coors and they decided to head for the goddamn mountains ...

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Perhaps no golf ball has ever said “I just bought this at Walmart and am about to get drunk and shoot a 113 today” better than this motherfucker.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Actual playground, 1912. Back then the adults weeded out the weaker kids who didn’t show World War-winning ability.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

5 Things That Prevent Happiness:

1. Worrying about happiness
2. Worrying that you're worrying about happiness
3. Worrying that you worry too much
4. Taxes
5. Worrying about taxes