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[MJ @mjll0yd]

When I didn’t see the Pelicans at first, I assumed they got relegated

[Gainer #MARNIFC @hoodigainer]

How good will every team be next season?

[MJ @mjll0yd]

Everybody wish Mookie a happy birthday! Barely blew it out before he ate the candle

[MJ @mjll0yd]

@JonoBarnes We need to launch you a brand of seltzers so you can overtake Portnoy

[MJ @mjll0yd]

Sadly, now, it’s Mike Trout

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

I’ll start: Derrick Rose.

[MJ @mjll0yd]

@the19inchgecko @_vandul Yeah I just saw that screenshot and thought I missed it somehow

[MJ @mjll0yd]

@the19inchgecko @_vandul Phew

[MJ @mjll0yd]

I hired a bunch of their former employees. I’m not sure why I thought that would impress you.

[Deandre Hopkins @DeAndreHopkins]

My favorite restaurant ever is called Dakar in NOLA, 🤌🤌

[MJ @mjll0yd]

How far out of town do you think Derek Carr would have been for this event?

[Mike Triplett @MikeTriplett]

Tyler Shough on Saturday, Drew Brees on Sunday

[MJ @mjll0yd]

@the19inchgecko @_vandul I was actually on the fence because I have the other one. Then you see last one…

[MJ @mjll0yd]

Listen @camjordan94 if you stay in New Orleans, @BlueOakBBQ is prepared to offer a Spicy Chicken Biscuit contract that’ll knock your socks off

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨PROJECTION: New Orleans #Saints edge rusher Cameron Jordan is projected to sign a one-year, $12 MILLION deal this offseason.

Jordan is 36 years old and a future Hall of Famer. 3x All-Pro and 8x Pro Bowler.

The #Falcons, #Buccaneers, #Broncos, and #Bears will have interest.

[MJ @mjll0yd]

Did Muses run out of throws before Ave Pub?!

[MJ @mjll0yd]

It boggles my mind that the majority of Americans are going home every night and not eating King Cake with their bare hands over the sink.

[MJ @mjll0yd]

Let’s rent out Airline and play roller hockey when you get back

[Alvin Kamara @A_kamara6]

I wanna play an organized hockey match with my friends…. Can I do that in aspen? 😂

[MJ @mjll0yd]

Man, I know you have an extra Hostage #5. Let me buy the one you crush pills with

[vandul @_vandul]

It’s not a “Bart” we don’t know what that is it is a Hostage #8 we have 9 hostages now most of them are all gone 🙏❤️

[MJ @mjll0yd]

Die Hard with a Vengeance is how I got into MIT

[MJ @mjll0yd]

@MaddyHudak_94 Haha. I thought she was gonna hop on the field. I’m so happy for you! Drinks on me after the playoffs

[MJ @mjll0yd]

I’m sure Maddy had fun writing this one. Probably not as much fun as her mom had at the game last night. But her mom sets a high bar.

[Maddy Hudak @MaddyHudak_94]

Tulane Turns Adversity Into Greatness in Legacy-Defining Conference Championship Win, via Tulane @RTB_io

Enjoyed finding parallels from the Cotton Bowl team to this year’s champions. RMFW.

https://t.co/j78iGdDhtk

[MJ @mjll0yd]

#RMFW