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COYG. 🦁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Mj P @mjloweP]

@_shfqq @Hanxyan @borneoaman @qusssssss @lalalolss Passive aggressive Indian man

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Datuk Seri Ahmad Zahid Hamidi dilepas tanpa dibebaskan oleh Mahkamah Tinggi Kuala Lumpur pada Isnin, atas 47 tuduhan rasuah, pecah amanah dan pengubahan wang haram (AMLA) membabitkan dana Yayasan Akalbudi.

Hakim, Datuk Collin Lawrence Sequerah (kini Hakim Mahkamah Rayuan) memutuskan demikian selepas Timbalan Pendakwa Raya, Datuk Mohd Dusuki Mokhtar memberitahu bahawa, Jabatan Peguam Negara (AGC) telah menerima representasi Timbalan Perdana Menteri ini, bagi menggugurkan kesemua tuduhan.

Ikuti berita terkini di https://t.co/54tbq5BUpE
#AWANInews

[Malaysia Gazette @MalaysiaGazette]

Timbalan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Ahmad Zahid Hamidi membantu seorang penunggang motosikal yang terlibat dalam kemalangan dengan kereta dekat Jalan Tuanku Abdul Halim di sini hari ini.

Pengerusi Barisan Nasional (BN) itu berkata, kejadian berlaku ketika beliau dalam perjalanan pulang selepas menghadiri majis pecah tanah Bangunan MIC di Jalan Rahmat di sini.

#malaysiagazette #ZahidHamidi #MalaysiaMadani #fyp #MGNews

[Malaysia Gazette @MalaysiaGazette]

MUDA gesa PM mohon maaf kerana minta nombor telefon pelajar wanita https://t.co/y31KG92Tfy #malaysiagazette

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In Westminster Abbey, where British monarchs have been crowned since January 1066, one of the oldest medieval doors in England: the abbey was totally rebuilt 750yrs ago, but this door was made from wood from the time of Edward the Confessor's original abbey from the 1060s. Neatly a thousand years old.

[Naratif Rakyat 🇲🇾 @NaratifRakyat]

Dia minta kita makan nasi vending machine. Makan nasi Rahmah RM2.50

Dia sendiri makan di Hilton, makan Pullman.

Buffet seorang RM230

[Abudi @AbudiAlsagoff]

Salam. Cuba slow talk dengan wife tu? Bagitau lelaki ada libido tinggi biasanya. Men have different needs. Tambahan dengan tolong kemas rumah, bagi dia bunga dan benda yang dia suka. Beli hati lah rasanya. Tanya dia punya love language apa? Mungkin dia sebenarnya asexual?

[george @StokeyyG2]

Sam Smith’s new look…

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Have you ever noticed that the save icon is a floppy disk, even though they became obsolete twenty years ago?

That's called a "skeuomorph" - when something new takes on the appearance of what it replaced.

And once you start to look, they're everywhere...

[Mutalib Uthman @mutalibuthman]

Banyak-banyak monopoli, monopoli Touch n Go lah perkara nombor wahid, kerajaan perpaduan PMX @anwaribrahim WAJIB hapuskan.

Ayuh kita lihat betapa bangangnya Touch n Go ini:

[Mj P @mjloweP]

@szayro2 Pm tele

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@abejoe96 Dm

[Mj P @mjloweP]

@boyss_geng @nvr__mind Dm

[Aidi Ezzhar @aidi_ezzhar]

Aku geram betul jenis jenis spoil mood orang ni. Ya, betul Charles & Keith itu bukan luxury brand, tapi raikan je lah apa yang orang tu sedang bahagia.

Kau nak spoil dgn itu la, ini lah buat apa.

Vibes yg nama Zoe ni aku suka betul. Jenis menghargai pemberian bapa & bersyukur.

[MohdFaizalHassan 🇲🇾 @f4izalhassan]

Anak, mak dan boyfriend tinggal sekali.

Satu hari boyfriend mak naik hantu pukul si anak sampai mati. Campak mayat dalam semak.

Suspek mengaku pukul, bunuh, sumbat ke dalam guni dan buang ke dalam semak.

Mayat ditemui peluk anak patung 😭

[BFM News @NewsBFM]

1. A popular roti canai stall at Jalan Transfer in Penang has been ordered to close for two weeks for failing to meet MOH’s hygiene standards.

Health authorities found faecal matter on chicken eggs and that the stall workers had not attended food-handling courses.

📷: Bernama

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

Ryan 𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐬 talking 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐊𝐚𝐤𝐚: "One day, I fouled Kaka and he put his hand on my throat and we had a fight. After the game, I found him waiting for me with Gattuso. He told me that Kaka wanted to apologize but he can't speak English, I told him that there is no

[Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE]

On the New Year’s Eve, everybody’s into making predictions

Many come up with futuristic hypotheses, as if competing to single out the wildest, and even the most absurd ones.

Here’s our humble contribution.

What can happen in 2023: