MJ Matheson

Jokes Please

[Light Humphreys @Light_Humphreys]

These episodes are HILARIOUS and I highly recommend 😊 Such a clever way to run a campaign.

#mtg #dnd #WotCStaff

[BigJimID @bigjimGG]

The Flip is one of the funnest things I've worked on while being #WOTCstaff. D&D improv campaigns using cards from AFR. If you're looking for some laughs today, I highly recommend giving them a watch.

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

@HamillHimself made a mess of his shirt while eating sushi.
Turns out he needs a Bib Fortuna.

[The Bearded Company MPLS @BeardedCoMpls]

Patrons of Break the Dice get access to (among other things) post-show chats! They're tons of fun & give you extra insight into the campaigns + characters.

This next episode seems to have one extra person chatting about it...hmmm....

https://t.co/DWEfsiRvHi

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

@aric Son of The Fault in our Stars

[The Bearded Company MPLS @BeardedCoMpls]

Oh, Crabapple. Will you ever learn the meaning of "morality?" Probably not.

NOW DEBUTING: this short from our second episode of Campaign #1! ✨

#DnD

[The Bearded Company MPLS @BeardedCoMpls]

We're only one episode away from the finale of this campaign - and, not gonna lie, shit is going DOWN!

You don't want to miss out of on this week's epic adventure as our heroes race to defeat the evil Sorceress and deal with some...squirrels.

Available everywhere right now!

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

@torreyhalverson finally. We are complete.

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

I didn't get rush tickets to Hamilton. But I did get hamilton tickets to RUSH.
#TenDollarTickets

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

"Of Thee I Sing"
#miniliberty #ghostbusters2 https://t.co/eIOWJMGxQL

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

I prefer @ClayMatthews52 sack over Santa's sack.
#GoPackGo

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

Yeah, but THIS Hu Hot won best ethnic restaurant in 2009. So...
#FargoND

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

I don't think anyone else on this Greyhound took a pre-ride shower.
#sofresh #soclean

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

I used to get in trouble in choir. For passing notes.

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

Turns out you can't Shazam the choir #1stmidnightmass

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

My spirit animal is the Pony from that Genuwine song.

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

50 Cents of Grey
#HipHopMovies @midnight

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

@ComedySportzChi is the best! #CSz2015 #MonkeyClamPunch

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

Pubic hair is nature's Glitter #bathroomcleaning

[MJ Matheson @mjmarsh24]

The Petfinder app should be a safe place for dogs. This Mutt-Shaming needs to stop! #yesallcanines