Mario Martinez

just a beancounter and his dog doing thangs

[William Boyle @wmboyle4]

No goddamn words. Everything is fucked. Found this poem while cleaning out some boxes of old papers and it lifted my heart.

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

@murrrye I wasn't sure if it was gross for me to indulge everytime

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

He didn't find it funny

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

On Missippi Ave in PDX and whilst pondering my ID I unwisely tell the bartender "Ya it's cool, they hand these souvenir IDs down the rd"

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

Thank you iCloud for reminding me how pertinent Dashboard Confessional was in my formative teen years

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

First coffee in over 3 weeks 😱 finna be an anxious azz drive home

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

@alexander_pipes quite the gentleman!

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

First album: "Lubed Up"

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

Possible rap name: "Chainwaxxx"

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

spirit animal https://t.co/uKCHRxu7t7

[TIME @TIME]

Oblivious bear wanders for days with cheese ball jar stuck on its head https://t.co/hFtdNf5kz7

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

Bought new plateware and flatware (who knew that was a word) at belk yesterday and a new vacuum on prime day.... Wtf is happening to me

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

Just walkin

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

What ever happened to Ebola?

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

So somebody sent a whole mess (lol) of unused sex toys to the @FatPossum office. Personal fave: "American bombshell"

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

🙏🏻🇲🇽🙏🏻

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

@tfjordholm @alexander_pipes wow. Blessed to know y'all

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

A tried and true American cuisine

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

Been an "accountant" for 3 yrs now and just made my first official journal entry. It's all coming together

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

@_MADAF hey bb

[Mario Martinez @mjmarti1]

@adruhl 👋🏼🏃🏽