Matthew Jason

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@bourne_beth2345 @AAGDhillon @YoloCoACE Another K*nty Karen with nothing better to do... 🙄

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@CurrentRevolt

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

Election Day is May 6th! Please consider donating to help us push this over the finish line! You DON'T have to live in Plano - just have to believe in @cooper4tx ! Visit https://t.co/jQMmTtEuCN for info and to donate. #planotx #cooper4TX #citycouncil #donate #vote @teendocmbc

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@teendocmbc

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@CNN #murica

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@teendocmbc @AmerAcadPeds

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

Salad Bowl, anywhere in the country - $8/9... Salad Bowl, at the airport - $20
😒 'Murica... #airport #airportfood #lesigh #hostagesituation #disgruntled #travel #cheapertostarve #murica #salad #ridiculous #neveragain @tallboytaco https://t.co/5jql9rh53S

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@CNN Picture this... LA, 2022 - "The Projects by Hilton"

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@CindyGTDuncan @CNN Agreed on the no, but vacationing in LA is the first mistake 🤔

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@teendocmbc 😁🐘

[CNN @CNN]

Staff at the Fort Worth Zoo released the video we all needed — of a baby elephant having the best time popping bubbles.

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

Yall.. if this ambulance outside @GlobeLifeField isn't here to cart @ladygaga off then it's about to pop off in here... #tired #3hourslater #slowlydying #sendhelp @teendocmbc

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@ladygaga - @teendocmbc and I are slowly dying in the bleachers, please send help, or at least drinks... #waiting #2hourslater #loveyoubutdamn #iworktomorrow #ChromaticaBallDallas

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@bravobeez

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

#1) Me, decorating for Christmas...🙄
#2) Also me...😒
#thestruggle 😂

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

So much truth! 😆
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#truth #mariah #christmas #tistheseason #lmao

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

#murica #sad #smh

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

JUST IN: An arena in South Dakota is holding a “Dash for Cash” where teachers get on their knees and fight for one dollar bills that they can use for classroom supplies while spectators watch and cheer. (h/t @AnnieTodd96)

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

Don't do masks? Don't shop businesses that require them. Simple. Nothing worse than a Karen (or Ken) who wants to die on that hill! Bc my staff and I are like: "b*&$# 🙄 we're just trying to get through the day, nobody got time for your mess..." #drama #gtfo #COVID #MaskUp

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

When people my age hear about TikTok we don't think 'videos', we think about brushing our teeth with a bottle of Jack... #TikTok #kesha #theOGTikTok #showingmyage #kidstoday

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

Me this holiday season... 🤣 #covid #thanksgiving #Christmas #murica #retail #byenow

[Matthew Jason @mjmiriz]

@KHOUBlake11 Growing up a Cincinnatian, my reaction is basically "😳😂😕"... I saw they wanted to "fluff" it out, but that thing is beyond saving! It's 60ft Charlie Brown 🌲! They just need to go get the blue blanket for the bottom and the single red ornament. #damn2020 #CharlieBrown