Matt Johnson

Trying to get it right | Views are my own

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

Rules I try to teach my kids:

1. Don’t be an asshole
2. Don’t be a jackass
3. Pull your head out of your ass
4. Be a badass
5. Kick ass

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

What is good for my miles per gallon is horrible for my (lack of) patience

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

When expectations are low, disappointment rarely comes

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

The #BallonDor is the biggest joke and the most overrated award. You can’t convince me otherwise.

How do you rate Declan Rice over Virgil Van Dyke and Yamal over Salah?

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@OldTrafordTimes

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@UtdKriss

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

Save The University Pub - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/KhYxuRJmXD via @Change

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

YNWA

[Kopoholic @TheKopoholic]

Mood.

[Nike Football @nikefootball]

It’s done. 20 League Titles, 8 FA Cups, 10 League Cups, 6 European Cups.
@LFC the best team in England is Scouse.

#NikeFootball

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

"You WILL NOT let a baseball team affect your daily emotions for the next 7 months."

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@RichOToole It made me dislike them even more. I use to enjoy listen to Milo Hamilton call the Astros games when they played on west coast on 740KTRH as I went to bed

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

Curtis is that dude…

[Dreadfully Drawn 🖍 @DreadfullyDrawn]

chaos in the derby

(𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨)

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@bradluttrell @CharlesWesleyG Incredible show

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@MrCooper your phone system is horrible. Trying to get in touch with a representative and your dumb system is stuck in a loop. If you value customer service then you may want to create a way to connect to an actual person.

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

Just fire everyone at this point #TCU

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@LFCUSA @DreadfullyDrawn

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

These are the emails that I get from my daughter while she is at school. I mean she gets it honestly. @KoeWetzel

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@shayneholl @RedClayStrays Got to be better than the Jelly Roll crap that Rick played earlier

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@LFC_Tandy

[Matt Johnson @mjohnson03]

@txfblife In all fairness, SMU has always been good at paying players