Michael Johnson

Born in Maine, fascinated by the world, dreaming of liberty and wondering what the point is.

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@scottsigler could turn the Woolly Alder Aphid lifecycle into a nightmare! This is the most interesting thing I've read today! https://t.co/bK7hK92aHT

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@UPS Thank you! DM sent. I did speak with a wonderful UPS agent this morning. Alas, my packages have not moved in 7 days. Amazon refunded me. I'll re-order and try again soon.

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@AmazonHelp Your Customer Service page and Help page are broken. https://t.co/lJvpIAsKmF

How can I reach a human to help me with 6 packages lost in shipping? @UPS says to contact Amazon.

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@AmazonHelp Also, I spoke with Raphael at @amazon and he has researched my @UPS issue and is refunding my money. A package that doesn't move for 7 days is bizzarre! Thanks again!

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@AmazonHelp I figured it out. @Avast WebShield is blocking some Amazon resource. I've added Amazon as an exception and it's working for me now. Sorry about the hassle! Thank you for your attention!

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@AmazonHelp I get the same error from that link due to the fact that it is redirecting to the same site I reported as a problem. I've tried via VPN. I've tried from a different computer. I don't know why it's not working for me. Thanks...

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@AmazonHelp I really just need a phone number to speak with someone about 6 packages that @UPS can't find.

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@AmazonHelp I've cleared the cache but am getting an Amazon website with a dog named Duke that says "Sorry something went wrong on our end"

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@thebrittrose Or not... I'm sure you will come up with something more interesting.

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@thebrittrose Email is 50 years old. We all hate it but it's still the most important digital communication that everyone is using.

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@Brittany_207 All of them! You're welcome!

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@Brittany_207 A beech day, a mountain hike, lunch with a friend, dinner with a group, travel some distance to a new to you restaurant location, many lobster rolls. What's your perfect relaxation vacation?

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@Brittany_207 Are you following the Prime Day deals? Wirecutter posted about vacuums.
https://t.co/tJ1tHl0dQq

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

Awesome show! @BearGrylls @ginacarano #GinaGoneWild

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@YouTubeTV Regardless of who's fault this is, @YouTubeTV has not be valuable to me since their last increase. If @Roku removes the app, YoutubeTV will lose my subscription. I don't currently pay Roku anything for their box.

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

I support ⁦@ginacarano⁩ as #caradune. #WeLoveCaraDune #cancelcancelculture @themandalorian

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@andreacreamer Happy birthday! Miss you!

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

BBC talks to Maine'rs about the Electoral College. https://t.co/1rpd0KiCrZ

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

It seems completely normal that Google would be down on #MonkeyDay and the Electoral College is voting today. 2020 can go out with a bang!

[Michael Johnson @mjohnson16]

@scottsigler Just finishing #MountFitzRoy from @audible_com! It's awesome! If anyone is looking for great sci-fi then get this book and Earth Core!