Mary Jo

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.-Audrey Hepburn

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

I just realized what I did accidentally. 😂 @Indians

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

@emhuggins I totally forgot about that 😂

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

If the 90s are back where are the Mudd purses at ??

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

Name a bigger scam then health insurance let me pay monthly to still pay a bunch of money If I actually go see my doctor

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

Tootsie is really channeling her inner Karen today

[Em @emhuggins]

@paigeg112 Yesssssss

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

@nadine_berezny @jonasbrothers But I already paid for it 😭

[mal @mal__jones]

my father’s day present to my dad is another year of not having to pay for a wedding

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

Has anyone tried drinking McDonald’s sprite to kill rona ??

[zach reinert @zachreinert0]

Cops be like “I can’t be racist, my wife’s eye is black”

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

Gatorade aka hangover juice

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

I’m so great at being completely ignored by one human in a room it’s amazing.

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

@nadine_berezny @netflix 😍😍😍

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

I don’t know why I hate it so much when people call me m’am but it annoys me to no end

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

@emhuggins Tennessee

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

Twenty minutes into our 8 hour drive and Jake and Antoinette have said everything in a horrible British accent.

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

plan B - $42
mcdonald’s sprite - $1

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

My fam talking about ball sweat, “the bigger they are the worse it smells.” My mom “well Mary jo would know “ 😂😭

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

@nadine_berezny @jonasbrothers @PrimeVideo This is a true gift in quarantine 😭😭

[Mary Jo @mjojo99]

I’m obsessed with too hot to handle on Netflix. Everybody needs to watch this