Ashton🫶

Legally a big kid • Dude Man Homie Guy • Horse ass lookin bitch • “I understand why mom’s judgemental I think it’s cuz she cares partially ~ let me be me”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“You don’t get to griddy until your clothes are all put away”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Mother eats corn the long way”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“I’m gonna run over my next door neighbour. She’s a bad person”
“Doesn’t running her over with a car make you a bad person”
“No. She has a dog”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Can I have my arm back?”
“No”
“How am I supposed to eat my soup then?”
“With your feet, like disabled people do”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“He said look over here then he opened his crack😤”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Boy dressing”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Ashton I broke my nuts☹️”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“I brought my favourite stuffy”
“Does he have a name”
“Yes. His name is Dinkleman but I have another stuffy named Dinkleman”

[Jamuel DeFlie @Jellieflops]

“he’s making fun of you, he’s saying he understands why your dad isn’t around that much”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“You sound like you have adhd”

[Treyarch @Treyarch]

New map's so good that we got Pat out of retirement. 🫡

https://t.co/Pbqy8HFKJc

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Historically speaking, 5 minute drive, it’ll be an hour.”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Consort of the nose if you will”

“Cumshot of the nose if you will”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Give me a dildo and a wrench and I can fix anything in my hands”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“So anyways, I was hard in social class”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“You’re lying out of both your ass cheeks right now”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“That’s like unstoppable motion vs a dumbass”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Maybe we were so focused on Will not being real that we didn’t stop and ask ourselves if we are real”

@Jellieflops

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“Man you can get all kinds of psychedelic”

- Helen

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“I saw a tomato on your sandwich and just thought about dying 🤷‍♂️”

[Ashton🫶 @mjolnir_mk2]

“If you break everything into a minute you can do anything for a minute”