Mica

Floreat Mica.

[Mica @mjowhite]

One of the more naturally talented Socceroos squads for a while, and yet somehow can't take a corner to save our lives.

[Mica @mjowhite]

A match to make you deeply resent how late the men's final of the AO starts to suit the international audience.

#AusOpen

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At what point do we all agree that Cam Green's only in the team because too many sponsors decided to sign him on as a brand ambassador?

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Hahahahahahaha. Ahhhhh. They all thought they had it.

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I am devastated.

[Collingwood AFLW @CollingwoodAFLW]

Fought until the final siren 💔

[Mica @mjowhite]

@RudiEdsall Some sharehouse bill organisers are about to face a test of their moral fibre.

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@qntm Are there plans for a release or preorder option for Australia?

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[american sportsperson immediately after winning]: Firstly I'd like to thank god, secondly I'd like to aggressively address anyone who expressed the slightest doubt in me.

[Mica @mjowhite]

Every second tweet is the CEO assassination or this ghoulish NFL x Simpsons mash up.

America really America-ing today.

[Mica @mjowhite]

You admire a Port win and then Rozee whines about the completely justified criticism, and Hinkley mouths off at a team they barely got past. Let the embarrassment continue. #AFLFinals

[Mica @mjowhite]

@IllyBocean I was surprised the app didn't uninstall itself when I blocked Khruangbin.

[Mica @mjowhite]

I thought 10+ songs about cancel culture into one about his daughter and death was a gear change, then the new Eminem album ended and Spotify immediately played me a Chappell Roan song.

[Mica @mjowhite]

He keeps saying "Remember when" but I don't think he does.

[Mica @mjowhite]

I have seasonal depression and the season is Nathan Murphy retiring.

[Mica @mjowhite]

With my Thai baht on my way to the money exchange shop where the woman gave me a full lecture about my expectations being unrealistic and that no one would do the rate I wanted.

[Mica @mjowhite]

Who will be my dad now?

Please don't leave Jurgen.

[Mica @mjowhite]

This is what every food influencer looks like when they make eye contact with the camera as they eat something.

[Mica @mjowhite]

Dog owners at work absolutely hate it when you refer to dog daycare as "the kennel".

[Mica @mjowhite]

Going through Spotify wrapped has the distinct feeling of being the retiring mayor of a small town, watching the town's children perform a ramshackle tribute to your life and times.

[Mica @mjowhite]

Working in an office is mostly just eating things with a spoon when you'd prefer a fork.