Michael

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Saw people complain the leftists were being harsher on Swift’s wedding than Trump’s thing and I think that’s only because Trump’s thing is going like this

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

Van hecke vanavond

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

Kalimba — Mr Scruff (2008)

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

@jokyks CANADA🔛🔝🫎🫎🫎🍁🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🦫🦫🦫

[sodom and gomorrah dsa 🔮🌹🚩🌎 @purplewaves7]

Guy who roots for the international proletariat at the FIFA World Cup

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

Fox just talking over the entire Canada opening ceremony dpmo

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

#heatedrivalry: running through my head

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

ARE YOU SERVING OR ARE YOU GAGGING

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

@ronancecore filming the @guiIIaumer biopic:

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

Genuinely thought thid was gonna be another stupid twink show but the acting is truly insane

[robin 𓏲ּ𝄢 @rileyauras]

such a wonderful scene #HeatedRivalry

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

Heated rivalry is like red white and royal blue if the plot was good and the acting was good and the music is good and

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

@SohrabAhmari Bc they forced Yiddish to die out

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

When someone asks what ap stats theorem is used to determine the conditional probability of an event based on new information

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

The way people engage with media these days like I wont watch something bc so and so is problematic my god do you know that a movie is not real life

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

@c0wbitch @hizahrahizahra ghostwrote this

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

My uncles Argentinian friend telling me Germany isn’t 100% German anymore

[TK🍉| non hr comms open @CrazySadAzn]

BABE WAKE UP SPORTSNET JUST USED A LESBIAN SEX SONG FOR THE HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA INTRO

[Michael @mjpontwitr]

Me at vassar in fall 2020:

[zahra🇵🇸 @hizahrahizahra]

I am being tested again and again