Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here)

I start every day by hitting up Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram. Sometimes I like to throw in LinkedIn for the profession shawwwwttieess.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

I wrote a poem about AI last night. It’s human-generated. #plottwist

Is the internet a dumpster fire? Only time will tell.
Our minds are blown by AI art, while databases swell.
Sometimes I think we’ve reached the peak,
while GenZ forgets how to speak.
But only time will tell.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

Is this thing on? Do people still tweet?

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

Fascinating case study on direct-to-consumer prescription drugs. Anyone familiar with Done for ADHD? I don’t get how this model of racking up prescriptions to bill insurance is different from Hers or Ro. https://t.co/WOMsjNWKew

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

Me: Wins a year of game play at Dave and Busters
D&B: Reaches out to my employer’s events team asking if we wanna host events there 😂💗

like……. yes, but

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

Active use case of AI image generation

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

I lost my favorite black work pants for 2 weeks. Just found them!!! They were folded in between a duvet and sheets and put away in a storage ottoman haha

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

My favorite part of using a printer is when it works.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

What's my age again, but replace 23 with 33

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

Hey @googlemaps, no 🫵 https://t.co/naExIKjGN8

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

We laughed... we cried... we ate grilled cheese

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

If there’s one thing the internet has given me, it’s simultaneously thinking I never thought I’d see something, followed by the realization that I can’t unsee it.

I’ll spare you the details!

Glad we’re not in 2005 internet days.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

You can make a vision board collage on Pinterest now, and it's super cool.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

IPHONE ALLOWS SCHEDULING TEXTS. I’ve reached peak existence.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

Focusing on meetings while my cat throws up in the background is so challenging

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

People are training LLMs on data from forums like Reddit and Quora because they’re trying to learn from humans to emulate us. Aka invest in Reddit.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

My friend asked for support, and I offered my favorite AI app. I think the robots won.

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

AI: Here are the answers to anything
Also AI: Do not rely on these responses

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

One of the nicest waiter experiences I've ever had was when I set my tote bag on the floor at a restauran, and the waiter picked it up and said, "No, no, this is too nice to be on the floor." And he put it on the chair at the table next to me.

SIR? Amazing chivalry.

[Sam. Beaumont @PANTH13R]

Here's a sneak peak to tomorrows #BHUSA24 slides about building portable, affordable (<$500USD) LFI and LLSI tooling to hack semiconductors from your home. I was told my original intro was "too boring"....so....I think fixed it.

Come join us for some #DEFCON energy at #BHUSA

[Abby Gleason @abbysuegleason]

Hey, look, @Wix and I partnered to make a tool that helps SEOs more accurately assess keyword difficulty: https://t.co/RbEzHmrwZX

Because that "47/100" number has been confusing your content teams for years, I promise.

Check out the tool, it's a free G sheet anyone can copy! 🎉

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

Also no hate on GenZ! I just struggled to find a rhyme that was also meaningful. 😅

[Michelle Peterson (insert blue checkmark here) @mjpveg]

I wrote a poem about AI last night. It’s human-generated. #plottwist

Is the internet a dumpster fire? Only time will tell.
Our minds are blown by AI art, while databases swell.
Sometimes I think we’ve reached the peak,
while GenZ forgets how to speak.
But only time will tell.