Melinda

36 • Michigan born and raised • Dog Mom • ♑️

[sera @seraphicxc]

Life grows through every crack

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

The world was not my oyster today. Instead, I was its doormat 🫠

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

My dog has picked up the schedule of a newborn baby.

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

Stores have Halloween decor out already - I hope you people are happy

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

Why is a 16x20 frame like the most expensive?? 🖼️

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

I just looked up how much I paid for my Invisalign and y’all better compliment these teeth every damn day

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

I actually appreciate this SO much @DoorDash

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

I did the whole “change your email” thing on @Google and I’m feeling like a brand new b*txh 💁🏻‍♀️

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath

[Zion @zionszzn]

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

[julia @juumelo_]

I am a beautiful girl having to use excel so you can imagine what kind of stress I am under

[angie @hotsoggi]

why is wearing a hat as someone who doesn't usually wear hats so difficult and humiliating. it feels like everyone can tell i don't know what i'm doing

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

[Melinda @mjs_7037]

Seeing my doctor in the wild does not sit right with me 🫣

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Kids who grew up “academically gifted” are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are lawyers. There is no in between ngl.