Matt Sayler

Local man. Certified debitor and creditor. Fantasy football referee. Hotdogs are not sandwiches. You don't win friends with salad.

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@MatthewBerryTMR Guess who lost the championship by .4 points last year? #FantasyLife

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@schicknickshow Very stoic

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@SickosCommittee do the San Gabriel Mountains count?

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@SickosCommittee easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@SickosCommittee Someone wake the King and have him call FIFA

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

FIFA might be telling the truth that there was no corruption in this decision, but if so, it would be the first FIFA decision without corruption involved.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Told you.

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@slmandel Pretty sure the Bag Man was

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

A big bag full of cash probably helped too

[Michael McCann @McCannSportsLaw]

If Folarin Balogun were a college athlete, this would have required federal antitrust litigation, state 3rd party beneficiary claims, a conference suing a member, multiple bills proposed in Congress & an executive order or two.

Refreshing to see sports figure things out w/o law.

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@RedditCFB Is this an ACC subtweet?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@awfulannouncing It's just him lecturing us to call it football for 90 seconds

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@slmandel Status symbols

[Covie @covie_93]

They want to mail handguns but not ballots?????

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Roofers get into a fight while working on a job, fall off the roof, and continue fighting.

"The white folks are gonna call the cops if you guys don't calm the f*ck down..." one man was heard saying in Spanish.

Remarkable camera work here.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

That was awesome

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

How do you say dos a cero in Bosnian?
#usmnt

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Republican Rep. Kean voted against 40 hours of paid medical leave for workers, then took 4 months paid leave himself.

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@ProjectLincoln What could go wrong?

[Matt Sayler @mjsayler]

@rodger England are the one's looking battered