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Fucking ace.

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@SixBrownChicks A4. BAHAHAHAHAHA. What a spectacular Uno reverse. And I am absolutely here for it! 😂😂

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@NBailey1978 @SixBrownChicks TOP use of the word 'chicanery' there. 👏🏿👏🏿 Love it. Love everything about it.

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@SixBrownChicks 👇🏿👇🏿

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I know the Nobel Committee is furiously checking their own rules right now, to see if they can rescind or revoke the awarding of a Prize. 😒 #Machado

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@donnatiara @SixBrownChicks At this point, I think WE'RE the ones who are insane, because we're addicted to the mess. I mean, why else do I *religiously* read these every week...and own both volumes of updates?? 😭😩

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No @ASOS_news - I am not going to download your app. And thank you for making it absolutely impossible to submit a complaint. Shocking customer service from a company I used to absolutely love. J

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Well, looks like I'm done with @ASOS_news. I haven't placed an order since the summer...and kept everything, as well as the order before that. My previous order was in 2024. But somehow my return rate isn't acceptable? I've been a Premier customer for 10 years. Not anymore!

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Just popping in to let @PlutoTV know that their Mission: Impossible channel is glitching. Badly! 😭

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Maybe you should threaten and fight him some more. Because clearly what you're doing is working and is a healthy way to "express yourself".

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q6. My babydaddy has been unemployed for 4 years and suddenly he can’t f—k me like he used to. He says I’m being dramatic. Look, I’m a passionate woman. I have big feelings. So sometimes—like when his strokes are weak—I express myself. Sometimes I throw punches, or his PlayStation across the room. I work too hard to receive bad s3x. I want good s3x…it’s called self-care. When he goes soft or can’t perform, I’m ready to fight. Babydaddy gets this quiet, terrified look, like I’m the one being unreasonable for reacting to his bad performance. BUT I hear him get off by himself in the shower. Then I get mad and I throw ice water on him and we fight. What to do to get him to perform like he used to? Fighting him ain’t fixing it. #SBCCHAT

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So am I right in thinking that you want to live? Hmmm.

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q6. My wife, the mother of my two young children, had to return to her childhood home to bury her father. She was afraid to go but she didn’t want me and the children to come with her. She was nervous, so I took off from work, left the girls with my aunt and I told my wife we were going to Minneapolis to handle this together. While waiting to board the plane, my wife revealed that her father was deleted because 8 years ago, she stole bricks (coc4ine) and money from her gangster boyfriend. (The gangster boyfriend was also deleted a few days ago.) The Somali gang-leader (her dead ex’s boss) was out of prison and getting revenge on EVERYBODY who stole from him. We began to board the plane. I told my wife to board without me because I left my wallet in the bathroom. I left her at the airport because I want to live. She’s still in Minneapolis and I don’t take her calls because I’m afraid the phone will be traced back to me and I want to live. She’s due back home any day now but I don’t want her here because my daughters and I want to live. What to do IF she makes it back? We want to live. Advice. #SBCCHAT

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@SixBrownChicks You do not know how I have been WAITING for this!! 🙌🏿 To the point where I was doing the sums in my head - "So how many weeks do they need to do, to get 300 stories to update??" 🫣😭

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Holy Mary, Mother of mess. 💆🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️😒

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q4. Paige thought she was better than me. We both grew up poor; I chose to make money after high school and she went to college. We lost contact until three months ago. I wanted to smash; Paige wanted a relationship so I played along. She talks down to me, corrects me (publicly) if I don’t say my words right. Paige always want to go out, she looks good but I’ve got the money. She introduced me to a few females when we go out and I linked with women in her circle to humiliate her. (Mainly cuz she wants me to buy drinks for everyone while she makes fun of my speech). I fell hard for one of her friends (Nia) and I ghosted Paige. Paige responded by slashing Nia’s tires, name-calling on social media and showing up unannounced for s3x. I slept with Paige just to ghost her again, (humiliation) but she FaceTimed Nia from my bed while I slept. Nia dumped me and Paige won’t leave me alone (and claims she’s pregnant). How do I get Nia to forgive me? How do I convince Paige to delete our mistake, or she’ll be a well-educated single mom? #SBCCHAT

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Why is it that when it snows, Brits drive like they've never even SEEN a car before, much less have driven one? #steups

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@a_bee_05

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Ok @waitrose . Let's see what you got. Cinnamon? Yes please. Marscapone? Yes please. Icing sugar? Yes please. We just kicked "The Fattening" up a notch. #Christmasfatty #Christmas

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OG Sugababes was really top tier. I was absolutely obSESSED with this song back in the day.

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@lollysbadcock @mimi0007 You trying to tell us something, Meems?😶

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@lollysbadcock And she HADDA know, because how else you getting it to school? You walking out the road to hail a maxi, with a tv? Hear nah. 😒

But then when you reach, how you just walking in the people school so with a whole tv, and not one adult is like "Erm, so a tv? What?!?!"

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@lollysbadcock I more concerned with what kind of school was letting you just bring in a tv so. Because Holy Name would never! 😩 Yes, hide and play cards under your desk and doh get ketch. But bringing in a tv?! I have far too many logistical and practical questions. 😒

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@branjanation Oh no! 😔😭😩

I do feel for you a bit, because I know it eh easy dealing with some Trinis.