Michael Sharkey

Scribe

[brad @BallUpTopBrad]

“2 games away from the finals i don’t got time to give a fuck”

DAWG
https://t.co/jvMhry3Ey1

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

@petemrogers @celtics @NBA Wow @celtics get in here!

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Live from Dallas

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

@StuLoren That such an educated, researched view is still rooted in the two-sides argument is absurd. All the rational people in the middle have a message: there are no sides, only issues. All of your conclusions are false because you fail to recognize this simple truth.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Human history through selfies (with AI)

[📹 edmundsplanet: https://t.co/1ofqpYGLtF]
https://t.co/jQSSaO696A

[Daniel Theis Fanclub @Theis_Fanclub]

"I love watching Celtics basketball!"

- Mike, age 25

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

Celebrating Pasta and being reminded of one of the most unforgivable trades in Boston history, when the Bruins dumped Joe Thornton for 3 players that no one in New England can name without a Google assist.

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

@elonmusk you’ve become ubiquitous on Twitter, the current-day Tom from MySpace. A photo recreation of everyone’s friend Tom as your profile pic would be fitting (and hilarious).

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

It's real and it's spectacular:
https://t.co/lJSBrYz2P6

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

Pastrnak pulling an Aaron Judge. I picture Sweeney smiling/cringing at every goal.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

SOME NASTY NOODLES. 🍝

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

Can't be overstated what a bonkers start to the season this @NHLBruins team is having. The 17-2 start is one thing, but it's the point differential that is eye-popping. League-leading 80 GF AND league-best 40 GA in 19 games. These are some baaaad dudes.

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Just enjoying my first @dunkindonuts pumpkin spice cold brew of the season

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

Oof the dichotomy of these SCOTUS decisions. RIP U S of A.

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

1. There is a Yeti Bucket. It retails for $40.
2. This review of said bucket is more valuable than the bucket itself:

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

Oof.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

38,000 Texans had their license to carry denied, revoked, or suspended over the last five years because law enforcement deemed them too dangerous to carry a loaded gun in public.

But thanks to Greg Abbott’s new law, they don't need a license to carry anymore.

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

If anyone was holding out hope SCOTUS might change its mind...

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

In addition to the “non-scalable fence” erected last night around the Supreme Court, Capitol Police now placing cement barricades around the area.

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Game 1

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

@John_Karalis I dominate my 1-0 matchups.

[Michael Sharkey @mjsharkey]

I firmly believe in amplifying and supporting what you enjoy vs wasting time and energy on things you dislike. That said, the schadenfreude I’m getting from the laughable Lakers this season is fricken delicious.