Michael Sheridan

Neutered Vampire Who Cheats at Kitten Poker 

[Ben 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

This plays out in my head anytime I see someone mention Homer in reference to The Odyssey

[Michael Sheridan @mjsheridan4]

@VirginMediaIE Hi, any update for when the internet outage in ballymakenny road, drogheda will be fixed? We were told it was due to a cable being cut and it would be fixed in 4 hours yesterday and it's now pushing 24 hours

[Luke @_Luke_A_]

“Paywall bad” is an interesting take to have on a paywalled article

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

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[Michael Sheridan @mjsheridan4]

@DublinAirport ❤️ Is the "and more" a guided tour by @MoSalah ?

[Matthew Sweet @DrMatthewSweet]

The Severn doesn't reach Devon and the total area of the UK is 94,000 square miles. Otherwise no notes.

[90’s Football Memories @90sFootballUK1]

With many dreading going back to work tomorrow some may remember these two TV theme songs as the Sunday night Fear back in the day.

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

[Michael Sheridan @mjsheridan4]

Shame @NetflixUK didn't get in touch, could have saved them on some research #HouseOfGuinness

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this

[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

Incredible scenes on EastEnders this week

[Steady @DeanoGorton]

🤪💃🎶Go Gail

[Wh*donesque @whedonesque]

“Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.”

["YNWA" The Story of Liverpool FC @LFCHistoryShow]

No wonder they called it the Steven Gerrard final. What a magnificent footballer. And this is in just one game. #LFC #YNWA #WestHam

[Michael Sheridan @mjsheridan4]

@GavinHarries1 They're important trophies to play for Gav, or so we've been told!

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Does the world really, REALLY need 70 more tracks by Bruce Springsteen? Leave them unreleased I say. Pop them back in the draw. That's it, now close it gently. Walk calmly downstairs. No one needs to know what just happened.

[fergus @fergus_costello]

Next match in spain is it?

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Karoline Leavitt warned the national press corps, "Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry." To which the press corps replied, "We don't like you now"

[Michael Sheridan @mjsheridan4]

@retrocvnty