Mark J. Titorenko

Bravely embracing the information age. This is my normal feed. For technical nonsense, you might want to follow my other account, @mjtko.

[Mark J. Titorenko @mjtitorenko]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 25 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Mark J. Titorenko @mjtitorenko]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 25 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@patscullion @echonewsphil @simonmayo Excuse me. What?

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@Biltawulf Mainly looked like they weren't receiving codes along with their negative results (confusing, yup). If there are positive tests (from home kit, test centre scenarios) that aren't coming with codes that'd certainly confirm a shitshow, but I've not seen evidence of that as yet.

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@Biltawulf From a bit of quick research it looks like the majority of _positive_ test results _can_ be entered into the app. The precise types of tests that will yield a code (home kits, test centres) could do with being made a lot clearer tho. Ref: https://t.co/dnww1tR1T2

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@themaltmiller I added 4 x 30p cold packs to add another £1.20 on to the total and then the free delivery option appeared (tho I don't need them!). Weird! Maybe it's a weight thing? Certainly the £100 cut off doesn't seem to be working for what I've selected today! Solved for now tho, cheers!

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@TheMaltMiller Hi! Was about to place an order but having problems finding the free shipping option — is free shipping still available for orders over £100 or is it £6 on all orders now?

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@themaltmiller Total showing on the checkout also wanting £6 for delivery. I'm not ordering any differently than before!

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@themaltmiller Thanks — I’m in mainland UK tho, and received free delivery previously. OX postcode.

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 25 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@Cress2020 Dear Cressmaster,

My #Cress2020Entry is attached. I have attached two versions: the original and a doctored, "family friendly" version of the same.

Cress wishes,

Mark.

PS. #cress2020

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@Cress2020 Oh, tiny seeds,
Glorious, tiny sprouts.
Why do you mock me so
With your odour?
I am cress-fallen.

#cress2020

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@Cress2020 Masterpieces. #Cress2020

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@Cress2020 Part 2; Rule 3 #cress2020 🤞

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@Cress2020 Cress reporting for action! #cress2020

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@go9259 @murraya85 @huw_tube @MrClance @n1ckemery @BrewDog @ShakeyGraves @vocationbrewery @BrewDogJames Wonder if there's a stock issue with something in your order? Really hope somebody @BrewDog gets in touch to fix this for you. 🤗

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@go9259 @murraya85 @huw_tube @MrClance @n1ckemery @BrewDog @ShakeyGraves @vocationbrewery @BrewDogJames Success! After 16 days (11 working days) and 5 hours, my order has arrived! Good luck everybody, seems like they might get there in the end.

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@go9259 @murraya85 @huw_tube @MrClance @n1ckemery @BrewDog @ShakeyGraves @vocationbrewery @BrewDogJames Nope, nothing yet. I'm assuming that Parcelforce have quite a lot to deliver so still hoping that it arrives some time this afternoon.

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@go9259 @murraya85 @huw_tube @MrClance @n1ckemery @BrewDog @ShakeyGraves @vocationbrewery @BrewDogJames Wowza! I think we're beginning to get a feel for the scale of the problem now... Obviously this does assume each order number is used but seems reasonable to suspect it'd be close to that. That's a lot of beer to pack and ship! (Shame we're having to figure this out ourselves!)