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[Phil Rostron ⚽️👍🍻 @bigphil321]

An old clip….
Brilliant😂😂😂👏👏👏
Barry Humphries was just so funny😂😂
And fair play to Charles & Camilla playing along 👏👏

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A family of cheetah sleep with the forest guard every night.

This is what the camera recorded.

[📹 Dolph C. Volker / Cheetah Whisperer]

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

I’ve got nothing but respect for the Co-op staff here. It’s so easy to allow this criminality to take place, especially given you stand a chance of being the one to get in bother if the suspect claims assault. Sadly Britain today has effectively decriminalised shoplifting.

[Liam @LiamEvergreen]

🔥 The Road is Lava! 🚶‍♂️💨
This street artist turned a busy road into lava right as the tram rolled by! 😍
Pure creative genius. Who else used to play “The Floor is Lava” as a kid? 😂

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

[Crazy Clips @crazyclips_]

Cameraman came through clutch and caught the laser user in 4K 😭😂

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇬🇧 Environmental activist out there damaging the environment

And they wonder why most people think they're idiots

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

A family was filming their volleyball game when an owl suddenly swooped into the frame out of nowhere.

[Skint Eastwood @Skint_Eastwood1]

🚨 Hollyoaks Actress Confronts Migrant Stalker in London After He Follows Her Across Multiple Bus Stops

“You’ve been following me this whole time. I walked from over here, I came over here. I’ve gone to multiple bus stops. I’ve got your face on video. Why don’t you go somewhere else. There’s a witness right here.”

Ashling O’Shea was minding her own business in Shepherd’s Bush when a man started following her. She changed directions, crossed the road, tried different bus stops, he kept coming.

She only felt safe enough to confront and film him once another man was nearby as a witness.

Women shouldn’t have to live like this.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Two girls in London accuse a Muslim ☪️ cleric of saying, as they are wearing shorts, they deserve to be raped.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Perhaps some British don't like the Muslims who say they are going to take over Britain

Apparently people who don't like that are 'far' right

But it sounds pretty sensible to me

I don't want British values to be replaced by child marriage, clitoral surgery, beating wives and stoning adulteresses

Call me old-fashioned...

[Michelle Dewberry @MichelleDewbs]

💔

[Maeve Halligan @MaeveHalligan]

"No, I don't subscribe to this 'kindness' - I'll tell the truth instead."

I spoke at the Cambridge Union last night about LGBs, children's safety and women's rights. Full video here:

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

"How deeply disappointing it is to see Alan Cumming joining the ranks of people critical of the behaviour and reactions to John Davidson's interjection at the BAFTA Awards in February.

"John Davidson has shown courage in telling his story. He is to be congratulated on the honesty and integrity of I Swear. John’s attendance at the ceremony was always at a risk of some intervention: surely that is the point of the film, and all those in attendance would/should have been aware – and tolerant – of that. It perfectly illustrates the whole point of the film and to an international audience.

"The reactions since reflect very badly on BAFTA, BBC and luminaries such as Mr Cumming, displaying an intolerance and a level of hypocrisy around the notion of 'inclusive' cultural and arts.

"Instead of using the incident to promote awareness and understanding of the condition, and inclusiveness in the arts, they have chosen to undermine and embarrass John and the many people affected by the condition.

"Shame on them all." || LETTERS 👇

𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌 (𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵): 𝘐𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌 (𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵): 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨/𝘗𝘈 𝘞𝘪𝘳𝘦/𝘗𝘈 𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴

[Routine Blur @Routine_Blur]

Annoying bully gets taught a lesson

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Bro must have felt so good after this fart of the century

[Wolf 🐺 @PsyGuy007]

🇩🇰 A journalist in Venice hits Nikolaj Arcel (director of The Promised Land) with:
“Why is your Danish film entirely Nordic? It’s missing Black people, it’s missing diversity…”

Mads Mikkelsen, right next to him: “What?? From the start…” 😆

Arcel, calmly: “Hmm… Well, first of all, the film is set in Denmark in 1750.”

The answer is so obvious it becomes hilarious.

Are we really at this point? You can’t make a historical film anymore without ideological quotas?

We don’t ask a film about 15th-century Mali to have Vikings or a Chinese film to feature Senegalese people.

Why does only Europe have to constantly erase itself?

This isn’t diversity, it’s rewriting. Props to the Danes for the perfect dose of common sense.

🗣️ What do you think?

[Football Fights @Footballfights]

Teenage linesman sucker-punched by the Manager during a game in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

The Manager was banned from all forms of football for life.

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

A boy can wear make up, grow his hair & pop on what ever makes him happy… but needs to compete with other boys. Competing against girls IS cheating!!!

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

When people show you who they are believe them.. not paid his council tax, not a fully registered hypnotherapist, suggested he could magically grow women’s breasts, not a Red Cross spokesperson, failed to work for MOT (acted a part) & we’re probably only just getting started!