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@afneil Maybe they’re having windows painted on them.

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@ITVNewsPolitics @Peston The family wanted to discourage racial division against Sikhs. Farage was encouraging rage against racial discrimination by the woke police. Many on the left don’t have the brain to grasp that - the rest are feigning outrage simply because it’s Farage, and they’re terrified.

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Remember when the SNP auditors resigned (why?) and no Scottish firm would take it on? They eventually found a replacement firm - a Muslim practice in Cheetham Hill, Manchester! Just in time, or they’d have lost £380,000 Short Money from Westminster.

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@HebrideanYoon @TTEBROT1 The SNP get nearly £400,000 in ‘Short Money’ from Westminster. Does that help?

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@Shawls259 @JohnSwinney My bet is Murrell will get off lightly, having made a plea bargain in return for pleading guilty, so as to avoid answering questions on oath about Sturgeon.

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The SNP receives ‘short money’ from Westminster currently over £380,000 per annum so don’t anyone tell me it was ‘only’ SNP funds that Murrell stole and Sturgeon benefited from.

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@RussellFindlay1 @Roberr111 “Darling, somebody’s parked a brand new £80,000 Jaguar on our drive!”

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@VoteLewko I do hope the security forces who sexually assaulted her have been medically checked.

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“Darling, someone has just parked a brand-new posh Jaguar on our drive!”

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@darrengrimes @Keir_Starmer I want to cut migration, welfare spending, unemployment benefits. I want to increase defence spending. I am FAR CENTRE!

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If anyone has the shot of Starmer and Rayner taking the knee for Black Lives Matter, please reproduce it here. I can use it!

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@sharrond62 @UranusHasRings You wouldn’t want Zak Polanski to breathe on you, would you?

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@Iromg Don’t be too hasty. Starmer’s soaring rhetoric and the force of his personality might save the day!

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All on her own, Lorna Slater has already cost 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 millions. Who are the numpties who have put a cross against her name?

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@afneil Andrew - a bit of respect please! Yvette holds one of our Great Offices of State! (Cue manic laughter 😂).

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When I went to Edinburgh University in the 1960s, Scottish independence was great fun: I wore the badge, told the jokes, sang the songs. Then after one term of Political Economy I grew up.

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@HeidiBachram @Alexarmstrong At least when he’s in prison he’ll be able to enlarge his circle of acquaintances.

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@Neccccy @pollypreston If I had taken someone like Rayner home to meet the family my mother would have killed me.

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@DefiantLs Serious question: are people like this gainfully employed (if so where?) or do they live off the taxpayer?

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If you’re still doubting that the UK really is fooked, have a look at the short list for the Turner prize.