Madalen Wallaker

Recent WMU Alumna--Environmental & Sustainability Studies, Spanish, Business, Anthropology

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

@johngreen Ah, yes. Good ol' Fishers, IN.

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

@hankgreen According to our campaign tonight, yes, butt is legs.

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

Support women, just don't support this one.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I read my most recent royalty cheques and find the pain goes away pretty quickly.

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

"Gentle reminder" that if you are shitty to a fat person it's an immediate unfollow for me

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

@Raffi_RC You taught me how to shake my sillies out as a kid... is there a way for me to get them back?

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

@fayemikah If they’re a good archaeologist they’ll use context clues.

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

I don't know why dog people are sniping at Caleb, because you DO need to read between the lines on adopted dog bios. What no one wants and what helps literally no one is to take in a reactive dog you can't handle, and I say this as someone with a reactive dog

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

me: i am more than capable of getting work done with Netflix reruns on in the background

boss: it’s distracting

me: i’ve seen this show 863 times. it keeps me “in the zone” longer, especially during repetitive work

boss: yeah. still no

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

boss: stop doing that

me: if i’m getting my work done, why does it matter

boss: it’s a ~pErCePtiOn~ issue

[Laurie Pohutsky @lpohutsky19]

I’m really glad that when I was raped, no one was around to make snarky jokes or use it for their own political agenda.

The story is less than two hours old. Have some compassion.

[Governor Gretchen Whitmer @GovWhitmer]

It’s official - everyone says it’s time to fix the damn roads. 😉 Let’s get to work.

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

@MaegenWallaker @Target

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

Honestly, @johngreen thinks Care Bears are unthreatening and I'm so happy for him that he thinks so.

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

Which I'm not sure is better than no gummy bears at all.

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

Sometimes I love my sister, and sometimes she leaves me all the pineapple gummy bears.

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

@hankgreen Give me a couple hours in the Sims 4 with a few expansion packs 😂

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

@hankgreen Grammar is a privilege not a right or a rule. What is important is if folx understand the message being conveyed.
Academic grammar is overt oppression on the lower class... which I learned in a socio-linguistics class in college lol

[✨ojiisan✨ @vaguelyasianx]

Ppl be like “omg I love plants ❤️ I have so many ❤️” but in reality have like 10 succulents in varying stages of dying

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

I build my relationships like I build my communities. We communicate, look out for each other, and if you're only out for yourself, you're getting left behind ✌

[Madalen Wallaker @mjwallaker]

Reciprocity y'all. Pay me back with ur friendship. If you're keeping track of what we owe each other (unless it's like a big purchase!) then we're not doing a good job of being friends 😂

[Meg @MaegenWallaker]

I'm too tired for these transactional relationships yall. If all you need from me is for me to do shit for you, find someone else