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[Woody @mjwdmn]

@SuellaBraverman More evident than your mandate! Literally nobody voted for you to be Reform MP for Fareham and Waterlooville. By-election??

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@reid6peter @bluekippercom I guess we can sue the FA based on hypothetical models of potential lost revenue due to incorrect refereeing/VAR decisions that we’ve received apologies for!!

[Woody @mjwdmn]

Downing Streeting ?! #Primeminister #Starmer

[Woody @mjwdmn]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Yamazaki 12 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/4hDFQQ5QpF

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@restisents @richardosman @MarinaHyde Swap Shoppers of the world unite!

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@brand0n @elonmusk Not just Tesla….here’s @Piecaramba in Winchester….the original space based toilets! 😂

[Woody @mjwdmn]

Gregg Wallace and John Torode seen sheepishly exiting BBC HR dept… #Masterchef

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@JonathanPieNews Black or white? ;)

[Woody @mjwdmn]

Good to see the Prodigy shouting out all the ‘worriers’!

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@grandoldteam @EvertonMishmash @Everton Denis Stracqualursi 💪

[Everton @Everton]

"Goodison Park is not just a place. It's a feeling." 🥺💙

#EndOfAnEra

[Woody @mjwdmn]

….after it silently strangles you in your sleep ! 😳😬

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Optimus will perform ballet perfectly

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@Britpopmemories @elonmusk Mars is very much like Trump’s America…hostile, too far away, no evidence of intelligent life forms.

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@prodnose Don’t let me drown / Eau-b-la-di Eau-b-la-da #beatleswatertitles

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@dixiedeansboots She’s a beauty!!

[Woody @mjwdmn]

I don’t know exactly what happened, but it must have been a helluva night ! @RealDMitchell @VictoriaCoren

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@KingBobIIV @elonmusk 🧐

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@Keir_Starmer @POTUS

[Woody @mjwdmn]

@campbellclaret Fixed it !

[Woody @mjwdmn]

Is it your big orange face ?