Miranda of Bag End

your friendly neighborhood cactus 🌵

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

Pay attention to the people who are in your corner when you’re struggling, not just when you’re succeeding.

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

Ur bring B you need to help her get on a diet so she won’t be so obese — I’m not sure which person you’re referring to but you can feel free to fuck all the way off with... https://t.co/W5fI9Z3Vam

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

What is your highest level of education. — I have my associate’s degree and working on my bachelor’s. https://t.co/xgI9Va4oFf

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

Ask me anything! https://t.co/UvocXEyoFq

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

Imma let twitter up for probably the weekend if anyone actually gives a shit lmao. But send me a DM or something if I’m not already stalking you elsewhere or for my number (so you can play me iMessage games of course.)

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

I deleted the twitter app off my phone & I thought I’d be bored af but honestly, I’m cool with it. But there are still people I enjoy seeing so if I don’t already follow you on snap (for those who haven’t deleted It yet because of the stupid update 🙄) or on instagram, lmk!

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

@TacoKingGCoco Apparently bumble BFF is a thing

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

High school
(Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such

College
(Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

@RachaelAnn253 @karinadoubleu @Ana_heart00 You can get one at Walmart for like $4! It’s basically just a reusable cup you fill your own in instead. Plus buying bags/tins of coffee is cheaper than k-cups usually

[Allyson Travis @ATIllustrations]

For all my art lovers out there 💕 use “HEAVYHEARTS” for 30% off your purchase of $10+ until Valentines Day ❤️ all orders will receive a free 2” button pin until the 14th 💕 https://t.co/hMCdhYzktm https://t.co/QhodItrwzG

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

I want to marry @2Cadenas_

Okay accurate ya girl fine af https://t.co/0poMzxwU6F

[e @witchious]

type "I want to marry” and @ the 4th person in your list

[Hailey @haileybri27]

Working out is literally one of the best things in the world. Being able to just listen to music, zone out and focus on just yourself for a little bit is such a good feeling.

[Rick @thericko94]

Why do social media places always update to make things "better" when we are all happy with the way it is? It's stupid....damn before long I won't be using any social media with these stupid ass updates they keep making

[Corey @CTrost7]

“Fill ‘er up, please”, as I pull my car up to the dog shelter

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Say hello to Tate and his little brother Walter. Walter looks pup to Tate and Tate protects and supports Walter. Both 13/10 would pitch to Pixar

[The Dogist @thedogist]

Louie, Greater Swiss Mountain Dog (1 y/o), Hudson & Christopher St., New York, NY • “He’s food motivated. We call him ‘the fatty’. He does like to go through the garbage and he goes wild for bananas.”

[The Dogist @thedogist]

Ziggy, Siberian Husky (7 y/o), Bleecker & Lafayette St., New York, NY • "He was profiled on The New York Post as 'The Pisser of Bond Street'. He was caught lifting his leg at a hydrant while Gigi Hadid walked by."

[Miranda of Bag End @mjwilbourn]

Wholesome https://t.co/AHweQgxlYT

[Rick @thericko94]

Ordering dinner for two and eating them both by myself https://t.co/b0IvR1omSg