Matt

I am between average and mediocre in virtually every way. Never trust a cat person.

[Matt @mk1214]

@IdahoStatesman If people would quit trying to push their kooky religions on everyone there wouldn't be a need for the FFRF

[Matt @mk1214]

$KingMattD

[Cash App @CashApp]

You can still turn in your homework today by RTing this post with your $cashtag. Make sure you follow @CashApp #CashAppExtraCredit

[Matt @mk1214]

@jeremymckinnon my girlfriend told me you look like a better looking version of me. I can't even get mad at that.

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

My cousin who works in an ER sent me these emails:

[Matt @mk1214]

@tedkardas @pulte $KingMattD anything helps right now

[Matt @mk1214]

@pulte $KingMattD

[Matt @mk1214]

@pulte I appreciate everything you do for people! Anything would help in getting through these times
$KingMattD

[Matt @mk1214]

@voxdotcom Go home vox

[Matt @mk1214]

@_Mikemo I'd gladly help

[Matt @mk1214]

@adtr @IPrevailBand @BEARTOOTHband Boise! Fuck yeah!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Giveaway ends in 72 hours. Good luck! Lots of winners this time around :)

[Matt @mk1214]

@MrBeastYT I'm poor, take pity on me!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Every time you retweet Me an angel gets an orgasm.

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

Why women live longer than men.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Retweet this, because the ongoing success of this Twitter account is the only thing standing between you and the Armageddon you so richly deserve.