mel

[ᯓ @_vPNuser]

we are truly blessed with the amount of ways to eat a potato

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

my favorite stock

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

They hate to see a girl who acts like hunter biden

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

To be known is to be loved

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the marlboro lamp goes so hard i need it so bad

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I wish we had mashed potato shops the same way we have ice cream shops. You could go and get yourself a little cup of mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice, like Parmesan cheese, bacon bits, sour cream, or garlic.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[b💫 @tbslbre]

buenos días!!!! 🇲🇽

[we love ghana @weloveghana042]

🇳🇬🇲🇽We’re Nigerians, but today we are Mexicans.

— As group of Nigerians gathered in Mexico City to support Mexico against South Africa.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

TIE GAME! TIE GAME! THE CAPTAIN!

[mel @mk35889]

@MrPitbull07 Bullshit. Fake.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Woman sues IRS, demanding her dog be classified as a dependent.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

AND IT'S GOODBYE TO A&M 🤘

[mel @mk35889]

trying to buy a home and my golden retriever (2F) is threatening to kill herself if the seller don’t except our counteroffer. how do I relay this to them without coming off as desperate?

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

lol during Bad Bunny's SNL monologue they edited together a bunch of FOX News hosts to make them say "Bad Bunny is my favorite musician, and he should be the next president" since they're so upset that he's performing at the Super Bowl