Mary-Kate

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[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

lol @ my dentist playing TSwift and then The 1975 right after. 😂

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Appreciate “all too well” consoling me while I fight with Power BI.

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Today at work, a random employee complimented my tattoos.
While I’m proud of my ink, I’ve made great efforts to wear long sleeves at work. To get a compliment from someone I don’t work with directly definitely made my day. ☺️

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Broke down and got on support chat, after explaining the situation and steps I’ve taken to troubleshoot, they direct me to call support.
My response: Gross. Okay. Thank you.
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🤦🏼‍♀️ sorry Marj, but also you called me Mary 😒

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Hey @peacock, make it easier to find @alexandracooper’s content. 💁🏼‍♀️

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Anyone else miss “chapters” on dvds?
I’m just saying it would be great to consider reimplementing that with streaming…but that’s just me.

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Did Apple finally give us ginger emojis?

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

::Future scene of a show we’re watching is set for August 2020::
s: that’s not possible. They don’t have masks on and they’re not 10 ft apart.
😂😂😂

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

This week’s highlight: enter my dad’s condo for family dinner, my nephew immediately RUNS to me for a hug.
Oh my heart 🥺♥️😁

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Dread is what I felt when her album doubled in song count.
Yes I do feel guilty for this.
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(Still waiting for reputation)

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

If you want AI to take the cake, your evolution with cookies must follow.
Analytics vs actual attribution

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

@hekirkpa She spent too much time in Bama. 😂

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

I love how getting a tattoo in the last 7 days is a consideration for a MRI.

(I’m fine. Just tweaked my knee trying to be a bad ass)

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

@HeeeryBlaine @shakeshack Why ruin perfection with a sour vegetable?

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Dude just ordered a woodford and Diet Coke 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

To the generation(s) who never learned cursive, I envy you but also I bet my signature is cooler than yours 💁🏼‍♀️

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Sitting in the living room, eating lunch and this lady just randomly stopped her car so she could take a sip of her drink…

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Tell me you played soccer for forever without telling me you played soccer for forever: Soup can fell out of the pantry, what did I do? Stuck my foot out to break the fall…🙄

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

@BritBlalock @KalenDeBoer 😂😂😂

[Mary-Kate @mk8laird]

Generally curious if my parents ever got annoyed that I never wanted the new video game console…it honestly seems so much easier than the practical things I asked for