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see beauty when the flowers wilt

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I love that my parents have nice wine, makes drinking alone a little bit classier

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Loving Green Bay! Met these awesome people yesterday! @Det_Lion_Kings

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@clairemtowey I read this as “samosas” and i was like WHAT IS THAT DRINK? I’m an alcoholic.....

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Forever proud of wny for representing ourselves with Wegmans food on top of the fridge in The Office

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@sadieeelanger Tru on park!

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@sadieeelanger Yes x1000 i do them in between highlighting my hair and I’m convinced it has saved my head

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Would rather cut off my own foot than eat a raw mushroom

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Girls are drinking pumpkin spice shit already so bet your ass i broke out my uggs to wear to wegmans

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@sadieeelanger It’s concerning how often this thought passes through my mind

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Is going on the bachelor the easy way out in life?

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Being an adult is fun bc you actually can’t afford to get sick. No like I’m not kidding medicine is expensive as fuck and if you miss work to recover you’re not even making money to pay for that DayQuil you just bought

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I hate strep bc like not to be dramatic but it feels like I’m dying

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It’s fun waking up exhausted, contemplating how to get away with a nap all day, and craving my bed TO NOW HAVE IT BE 9:30 AND IM WIDE AWAKE AND READY TO LIVE MY LIFE

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If love exists it’s because someone explained their relationship with a dog

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Find yourself a Wells tho furreal

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To the ladies in the back: if we have to deal with the pain and side effects of a period, calories should not count and we deserve skinny not whale size bloating. Ya girl is not a happy camper rn.

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I didn’t acknowledge that what he just said pissed me off but i can’t wait to bring it up in six months

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WwOOOooOwWW todaysuckedandiamgoingtogetdrunknow

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“If we come across someone with no arms or legs, do we even bother resuscitating them?”

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“BOY HAVE U LOST UR MIND CAUSE ILL HELP YA FIND IT”