mk

believe it or not I’m not making this shit up

[mk @mkaep_]

hello… haven’t been on twitter in a month.. y’all are just as depressed & toxic as I remembered

[mk @mkaep_]

“Listen. There is a STEEP learning curve coming at us with the speed and power of a mac truck...”

fun times to be a teacher guys

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President:

You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student.

Loser has to fund the Post Office.

[mk @mkaep_]

It is so important that the people you are pouring your heart into are investing the same energy into you.

[Bassey @Basseyworld]

I can not believe some of you are back on the "both sides are just as bad" train again. The ONE time that doesn't apply is now.

After everything we've been through the last 4 months, you can not possibly believe that in real life.
You can't.

[Leigh @LeighMayock]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but ...way more women should be in charge. Of all the things. 🙄

[mk @mkaep_]

@grandpachann I almost spit out my drink lmaooo

[mk @mkaep_]

Day one of working from home with my pets: OMG I love you this is amazing I’m so glad you’re here.
*one week after working from home with my pets*

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

album drops September 25th.
#TicketsToMyDownfall

[mk @mkaep_]

Zoom meeting with my new grade team turned into them having serious inquiries with my life... it went as far as to me screen sharing and giving a PowerPoint via Facebook

[mk @mkaep_]

Cardi & Meg 🥵

[mk @mkaep_]

God damnit we were so close

[CNN @CNN]

JUST IN: Republican Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine announces that he has tested positive for coronavirus, shortly before he was scheduled to meet with President Trump in Cleveland. https://t.co/kisWy8atsC

[mk @mkaep_]

PSA please check in on your teacher friends... whether they are gearing to go into classrooms (terrifying) or are learning to teach remotely (terrifying) I can assure you they are goin through it right now

[mk @mkaep_]

Ironic how I’m in several PD’s to aide my students during this time meanwhile there’s no budget for my mental health as I’m curled up in a tiny ball on my work-from-home “classroom” floor lololol

[lauren @lauxo__]

y’all be 21+ thinking being toxic is still cute. go to therapy

[mk @mkaep_]

@cierraeliza12 Only from my experiences being with you 😘

[mk @mkaep_]

My new coworkers think I’m funny... they’ve either been in quarantine too long or are simply incorrect

[mk @mkaep_]

*hears the first two seconds of @machinegunkelly ‘s new single*