Kahle McCann

Children's book author at Pockets Of... Publishing;
Entertainer with Mildly Fearsome Films

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What's the Punisher's favorite hot beverage? Probably VigilanTea

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The Boy Who Was Fire @fallonbookclub

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At what age are elements of horror in children's literature appropriate?

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Aw. I remember this. ...now the first thing he does is kick me or get in my face to see if he can get out of bed to watch tv

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Every morning, after I turn on the light, the first thing my son does is check to see if I still have a belly button... And now I'm worried he knows something I don't.

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Nice to see I still have reach

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A Girl Called Gale illustration by @MikeGreenholt

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Now that I've established engagement... want to preorder my new book? @Kickstarter #childrensbooks #nature #Istilldontknowhowtousehashtags
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My first post since Twitter became X. Woah what a rush.

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@joeclabby I say "Postmates" after every online order I make while playing chess. Pretty confusing. But infrequent!

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@jimmyjohns he's still into it

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@ShawnGnandt @joeclabby Spoken like someone who hates Microsoft and organization

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@joeclabby I guess. I don't really do spreadsheets much and the few I've done require too much maintenance. I'm more of a Word guy.

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@joeclabby Inevitably they'll merge into Natalie Portpersons, invent a new pronoun, and become the icon of a generation

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@kjackvo My 1 yr old does that... minus the spoon and secrecy

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There comes a time in life when you just have to say: There are too many frisbees in the bathroom.

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@joeclabby Also true of floor space

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@kjackvo He talks now?! Isn't he like 6 months old? Time is weird

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@neilhimself Have you been spending a lot of time in the South? Aside from the word "entitled," intent and phrasing is spot on