kale

Hated by Alex Brightman first, actor second. check out my blog! ⬇️

[kale @mkale_17]

Being in the FBI is a little sus. Why do you have a list of your most wanted men? What do you want? To kiss them?

[kale @mkale_17]

The wachowskis could write like Shakespeare but Shakespeare never figured out speed racer #noticing

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

My mom accidentally said something in iambic pentameter and I told her "That was iambic pentameter!" and she didn't know what that was but then I realized I really didn't know how to define it so I just said "Inspector Detector suspected foul play!" and it didn't help at all.

[kale @mkale_17]

@Columned_ Favorite movie of 2026 so far: Obsession

Favorite first watches: The Testament of Ann Lee / Godzilla Minus One

Favorite performance: Inde Navarrette in Obsession

Biggest disappointment: Supergirl (milly you deserved so much more than the script they gave you)

[Macavity @Macavit25431185]

Saw Supergirl this morning and Milly Alcock I'm so sorry bro. You're great you deserved an actual adaptation of Woman of Tomorrow not whatever that was

[kale @mkale_17]

@Columned_ Walked out of the theater devastated that the haters weren’t just being misogynistic

[kale @mkale_17]

Let the record reflect that Costco has brought back the tiramisu cheesecake, they clearly are listening to me personally

[kale @mkale_17]

“Costco has stopped selling the mini tiramisus AND the tiramisu cheesecake”

[kale @mkale_17]

For the 35th anniversary of sonic, sega is releasing green hill zone (sonic frontiers on switch 2), green hill zone (original genesis format), green hill zone (ar game that involves going outside) and green hill zone (classic sonic in crossworlds)

[iam8bit @iam8bit]

Happy birthday @Sonic_Hedgehog! To celebrate the blue blur's 35th Anniversary, we're partnering with Sega and releasing Sonic The Hedgehog 1 and 2 for Sega Genesis as part of our Legacy Cartridge Collection!

Sonic The Hedgehog 1 comes in a Translucent Blue Blur Shell, and Sonic The Hedgehog 2 comes in a Translucent Two Tail Amber Shell. Pre-order yours today, there are limited quantities! https://t.co/N9GOJsH3Q2

[kale @mkale_17]

“Costco has stopped selling the mini tiramisus AND the tiramisu cheesecake”

[Zachary Jordan @ZacharyJ]

actually, Schmackary’s being pro-AI was on my bingo card

[kale @mkale_17]

@DevineGospel

[kale @mkale_17]

@poisonjr

[kale @mkale_17]

@Space_ious Don’t worry, in the February 2027 direct they’re gonna debut their all new free update featuring cornhole

[kale @mkale_17]

@DrAllyLouks A lot of beautiful flowers have been blooming near me, including these tulips!

[kale @mkale_17]

@DevineGospel Bowen and Taylor could be the super vario bros

[kale @mkale_17]

Real question, why do people like gta this much? I tried 5, it wasn’t that fun, I moved on with my life. I don’t know any real humans that feel true excitement about gta6 yet it’s being treated like the biggest cultural event since avengers endgame

[GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ @GTAVI_Countdown]

A GTA 6 fan who set up acoustics around the Rockstar HQ to measure audio levels near a meeting room discovered that his equipment disappeared when he returned to check the latest data, but he didn’t stop there.

He then started camping outside, monitoring traffic and tracking the number of cars and their estimated value, as he believes such data can be used to speculate on how many executives may be spending time at the HQ as opposed to regular employees, and that an increase in both traffic and high-value vehicles could indicate Trailer 3 is coming.

He’s also considering an even more insane idea, which is to measure the amount of oxygen in the area to monitor how many people are around.

(Source: https://t.co/IBo8ZiShcc)

[kale @mkale_17]

Swifties when the site finally loads and they’re 363326th in line for the Ticketmaster fan presale queue for Taylor’s wedding

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

TMZ reports that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding's is set for July 3rd with the venue rumored to be Madison Square Garden.

[helia @cIoudgf]

thinking of fayetos & how gow ragnarök gave us “to grieve deeply is to have loved fully” which moved me so much

[kale @mkale_17]

@pinkpanther4056 And who can forget postseason Josh Allen

[m @rippleblvd]

bitches you went to high school with will go all the way to london and want to see a west end show and decide on wicked or hamilton. babe you have that at home

[kale @mkale_17]

@zg9064 We should be exposing scalpers to the 2026 giants but they probably will leave the stadium 6 seconds after the jersey enters their clutches

[kale @mkale_17]

@marbledacat That cat after wishing to transform into a human