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Sometimes I Pretend to be Normal.......
But it gets boring, so I go back to being ME!!!!!

[Tayla @TaylaPinto]

Good day! It’s official. I’m an
✨Attorney of the High Court of South Africa ✨

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@BronyW @2OceansMarathon @gerdarun @ASICS_ZA 😲

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@UAENews What go here on @CassTheTrainer?

[Geordin Hill-Lewis @geordinhl]

BREAKING: The City has obtained an urgent interdict this evening in #TaxiStrike. The order says no person, vehicle, taxi or driver may obstruct, interfere or block any vehicle on any public road, throughout the City, or harm passengers, or delay or impede the flow of traffic.

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@CityofCT now behaving like an ANC run municipality.
Multiple street light faults logged 10days ago and still no resolution
9115011412 was logged 31/05 and closed but not resolved.
Relogged 9114883247
That's one of like 8 faults logged with no resolution
Should we be concerned?

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

Wtf @KrispyKremeADE? How are you closed at 19h15 when the trading hours board outside the store indicates that you close at 20h00???

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

Cape Town looking colourful tonight.
Van Hunks https://t.co/kkYEZrP5sn

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

Hey @webafrica has your outage in the Zeekoevlei area been resolved yet? My Internet has been down since Thursday and your WhatsApp agents keep telling me that they're working on the problem yet others in the area have had their Internet restored. What's the latest?

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

Sunsetz @ Maitland, Western Cape, South Africa https://t.co/AjnsZpXmTF

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

Who the actual fuck signed off on this new @Gumtree app interface? It is horrible and I can't find what I'm looking for. It makes me want to drink. Just uninstalled it.

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@DebonairsPizza Grassy Park is at it AGAIN with exceptional service. Times on the window indicate that they open at 10h00. I suggested they change time indicated on the window and she abruptly says "No we don't have to change it. Everyone knows that we open at 13h00 on Mondays"

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

HTF is @krispykreme Canal Walk sold out of Woman's Day special at noon on Women's Day? And this place isn't even busy. 🙈

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

Unlike most people, I don't mind driving in the rain. And there's surprisingly very little traffic on the roads today.
Happy Thursday Tweeples

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@MegtheGood Goodness. You here 7yrs already?

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@carrynann At least it was in bed and not on the toilet. Sounds perfect

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

A Friday thumb.......if I maysil

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@carrynann 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@carrynann I hear the latest mating call is moving your furniture around your apartment at midnight. Apparently the sound attracts the perfect mate 😂

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@carrynann This morning furniture after 21h00 thing still cracks me up 🤣😂🤣😂

[MY KEY @Mkan69]

@dwinnaar @MissDaisySA @louw_rj Yet another adventure under the belt. The operating table in the garage awaits