Matt Karge

Writer
Digital Marketer
Dad, and Husband.
I'm bald and I love Batman.

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@JimMcIlvaine was cleaning out my parents' attic and found this.

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@elonmusk Whoa whoa whoa! Wasn't AI supposed to make things cheaper? Shouldn't this get cheaper to the point where we DON'T pay anything?

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@_sorenolsen Exactly. Add to the fact that the Packers dont adjust... ever.

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@journalsentinel Concern???? Little late for concern. How about some action?

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Guess "today was not a good day. "

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TSA stole my iPad out my bag tonight. United Flight 2615. Either LAX or O’Hara. I need my shit back ASAP or it’s a problem.

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@Lilhaygood33Rod They are driving me crazy!

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@TacoforFive1 @elonmusk First rule of winning the lottery: Don't tell anyone! Now people are gonna come out of the woodwork asking you for help!

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@Mariajosehdlg @BernieSanders It's TIME that OUR representatives be held accountable!

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@NoContextCrap Use dishwasher soap! It doesn't foam up!

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@falcon_luk23171 @TheBatman You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

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@KwikTrip Diesel

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@reba and @McDonalds you are missing out on a million dollar idea. The McEntire is a specialty sandwich that features the entire McDonald's menu on one sandwich! After eating it Reba can sing "How was I to know" that it'd be so good! Make it happen!

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@cantguardjake Going bougie with the chair! Nice! 10/10

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@HowThingsWork_ All that just to make a toothpick! Wow!

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Packers have nothing to lose and are playing great. Niners keep jawing on every play but look flat. What a game! #GBvsSF

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@BritainBEST18 Don't understand what game the refs are watching

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TOUCHDOWN! #GoPackGo

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Can't believe the Packers are holding their own against the Niners. The future looks good. #GoPackGo

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@BrickMuse Now show clips of him on the sideline. He's the ultimate hype man on the bucks!

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@RadioMadison Maddie's Muddafackers!