Mary-Kate

I forgot the password to my old Twitter and had to make a whole new one.. 2020 is not my year.

[Mary-Kate @mkcraigxo]

Me to my husband: Who's your one that got away?
Him: There's no one that's ever gotten away from me
Me: Okay, Dexter

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10:41 PM about to go to bed...kid walks downstairs to inform me that she has lost her OPEN CONTAINER OF QUESO in her room somewhere. God help me

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Alexa, please find me @NoahKahan tickets that don’t require me getting a second job.

[Mary-Kate @mkcraigxo]

Sitting here crying at the end of the Charlie Sheen documentary realizing maybe being almost 41 weeks pregnant is making me more emotional than I thought?

[Mary-Kate @mkcraigxo]

Things I get excited about as an adult:
The city coming to give me a brand new recycling bin lid

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How I Met Your Mother back on Netflix 🎉🎉🎉

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Just realized my son posted on my LinkedIn 4 days ago. Even my 11 month old is better at networking than I am.

[Mary-Kate @mkcraigxo]

I can’t wait for the poncho trend to come back I thrived in a poncho

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I am planning my afternoon around the need to acquire a brownie batter donut from @dunkindonuts as a special treat and that’s how being pregnant is going.

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This Christmas potluck at work is a pregnant woman’s paradise. I have made 3 plates of food so far I’m living the dream

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These Wendy’s fries are bringing me back to life

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@billieeilish Hi from Mila, your biggest fan! She has to go to bed soon but is listening to your song Bad Guy!

[Mary-Kate @mkcraigxo]

@Justinjeffrey63 I’m hungry

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@Justinjeffrey63 what are we doing for dinner?

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding makes me so emotional and happy

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My dream is to go to Taunton, England and just Snapchat the experience

[Mary-Kate @mkcraigxo]

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The amount of times this week I have had to say “Do not speak to me like that, I am just doing my job” is amazing and horrible