Madison Widmeyer

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i’ll never scroll past this video without watching

[Caitlin Canahai @caitlincanahey]

Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

If your nose is bleeding, DO NOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. This just makes the blood drip down the back of your throat and you will then swallow and/or choke on it. Pinch the soft part of your nose and TILT YOUR HEAD FORWARD. Please tell your friends about this.

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

@lexiemamaa_ take something for pain/anxiety before hand and maybe bring someone with you for support/to drive you home? my mom got it done a few months ago and she said it was extremely painful. also, be prepared to bleed some afterwards🤍

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

I wish, for once, that I was good enough. one. fucking. time.

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

peace is finally realizing that there is no rush in life and no other timeframe to follow but your own. 💓

[hawkhatesyou @hawkhatesyou]

i rlly queefed during sex and he said “yeah talk to me” hahahahaha

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

I’m excited for our wedding but planning it gives me such bad anxiety 😩😩

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

I’m so happy for my sister for having a successful pregnancy but I get SO sad whenever I see her. this sucks.

[Mariam🍃 @mariam_elian]

Best thing i’ve seen in a while.

[SATAR’RA ✨ @IamSatarra]

92-2002 babies really watched a world that was promised to them crumble before their eyes, and are being tasked with rebuilding a new one while facing enormous criticism from their elders and limited support. whew 🥲

[i am @youarealrdydead]

“Disappointed but not surprised” has been my biggest mood this year.

[ProlificJAE🦋 @jaejacobss]

Only thing I hate about falling out with people is the version of their story they go tell 😭 cous ima tell the whole truth even the part that make me look bad but people be LYING, telling half stories cous they need sympathy.

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

Stop being the one who makes all the effort. Sit back and let the ship sink.

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

does anyone on here know anything about ovulation strips? I’ve been taking them since Tuesday and all of them are faint positives, no darker or lighter than the previous days’. what does this mean?

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

instead of being so focused on my fertility, or lack of it, you should focus on your babymama drinking while pregnant and your daughter, who probably has FAS. don’t play with me.

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

I hope my children never have to grieve the loss of a parent who isn’t even dead.

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

thinking about how I could’ve sued a hospital for malpractice but didn’t because my mom worked there in another unit 🙃🙃

[Madison Widmeyer @mkdaddyy]

that awkward moment when someone who drinks while pregnant uses the child that isn’t even born yet as a pawn to get her way with her bd. I can see how this will end. ♟