Deep Thoughts

These are deep thought I have been collecting for years and frankly, I don't have room for them anymore. Almost all original. Over 600 so far.

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No one knew where he got the nickname 'pieface', though some speculated it had to do with his job as a clown
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After finishing the mouse and cheese in the maze experiments, the lab techs had to go look for their supper in one of the many sections of the building. #deepthoughts

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Everyone called him stupid head. He didn't like it, but that's what it said on his birth certificate
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Her insurance agent offered her blanket coverage, but she already had that in her bed.
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It was a dark and stormy night, so I stayed home. #deepthoughts

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Sally didn't know what to do. Now that she broke her glasses, She would need to use plastic cups instead.
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she ran circles around her opponents, though it made her dizzy
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He would feed his boss's ego, but refused to burp it
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The circus didn't think much of his bearded man act. He would try it as unbearded.
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He thought he had an unbeatable hand with a royal straight flush. Little did he know, Curly Joe had a 5 of a kind
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Today is the last day of your life so far
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He was street smart, if by street smart you mean he knew all the names of the streets and their origins
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"My ice cream is melting" cried the baby witch
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"The witch is dead" seemed like a strange response to "Who is it?" When the doorbell rang
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His jailers left him to his own devices, which was cruel because the company stopped offering support on the older models
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Bobonides liked to show off his I-Sundial. The other Greeks were envious
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His mind picked cotton, leaving the rest of his body to live a life of leisure
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She missed the boat and wondered when she would see it again. #deepthoughts

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The ministers, the nobles and the jester were anxiously waiting in the dining hall. All of a sudden there was a loud noise from the bathroom. The jester cried out "it's the Royal Flush". The smiling king entered the room.
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His days were numbered. Today is 8,472 and tomorrow will be 698.
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