Mike

I rescue cats. You can see some of them on my Instagram below.

#GoBills

[Mike @mke588583]

Cats are the ultimate litmus test for someone's emotional intelligence. Bonding with a cat requires patience and a thorough understanding & acceptance of boundaries, consent, and compromise. Anyone that hates them or says they're evil are lacking in those categories.

[mimi ꕤ MET ARIANA @thegrudgestan]

controversial opinion: i hate cats. they’re so evil and don’t care about you. like what’s the point of having a cat

[Mike @mke588583]

@emlawcatmom Omg that is a BEAUTIFUL fur pattern

[Mike @mke588583]

@DGrizzleTV He had over 120 rushing yards last night?????

[Mike @mke588583]

@BRENding_it Cry more

[Mike @mke588583]

@snydxr I swear Ravens fans post more about Josh than Bills fans do.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A research into cat behavior shows that domestic cats regard humans as social peers rather than superiors, often perceiving their owners as large, awkward kittens.

Far from being aloof or defiant, a cat’s apparent indifference stems from a profound interspecies mismatch in social expectations.

As anthrozoologist John Bradshaw explains, cats—unlike dogs—never evolved to recognize humans as dominant leaders or authority figures. Instead, they filter all interactions through an exclusively feline framework. Behaviors like kneading on your lap or licking your hair are not mere displays of affection; they are the same grooming and bonding rituals cats reserve for close kin or pride members. In their eyes, we are simply enormous, somewhat clumsy fellow cats who require inclusion in the group.

This absence of hierarchical deference accounts for cats’ frequent disregard of commands or household rules. Treating us as equals, they follow cat-to-cat social protocols in every encounter. The “gifts” of dead prey on the doorstep or constant shadowing around the home are acts of care toward what they see as a big, furless, rather inept companion.

Recognizing this mindset transforms the human-cat relationship from one based on authority and obedience to one of mutual companionship. It turns out that while many owners believe they have domesticated their cats, the cats themselves are quietly convinced they are patiently tending to their oversized, adopted family members.

[Bradshaw, J. (2013). Cat Sense: How the New Feline Science Can Make You a Better Friend to Your Pet. Basic Books]

[Mike @mke588583]

@716tax Had Mossad slipping PEDs into the Bills water coolers on the sidelines last night to make this happen.

[Mike @mke588583]

Had gotten a call about these guys and unfortunately the person and removed them far from momma before they contacted me so we couldn't get her. Never take babies without the momma!

They had more earmites than I've ever seen. Got them cleaned up, socialized, and all adopted out.

[Mike @mke588583]

@Ronrosco2 He had more rushing yards than anyone in the AFC this week. Man you haters are embarrassing 😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@TheStarGaz3rr Lmfoa WHAT 😂😂😂

[Hänsel @UberHansen]

Josh Allen had more rushing yards this week than any player in the AFC.

[Mike @mke588583]

@LiveRavenNation Do you not know what an arm punt is?

[Mike @mke588583]

@MLFootball @wufosports @lisaunger_716 @BuffaloBossBabe @buffalobillsbae @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @FitzyGFY @jerrythornton @NyjMike 4-1 "struggling" 😂😂😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@lockedupjb Good thing the NFL changed the rules to reflect "should be" records.

[Mike @mke588583]

@Herethrevrywhre @scrappydaddydoo @UberHansen See that's the funny thing, it's y'all that are constantly crying about Josh. That's why everyone thinks your fan base is pathetic. 😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@LanceTHESPOKEN 120 rushing yards more than most RBs this week. Cry more 😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@Herethrevrywhre @scrappydaddydoo @UberHansen I wish you Ravens fans could see how pathetic you look to everyone else crying about Josh Allen every week. 😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@MayeMuse_ Worry about getting out of second place first lil bro 😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@nflrums Over 120 rushing yards and an OT game-winning drive you should cry more 😂😂😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@CaniacBombs Y'all should cry more 😂😂😂

[Mike @mke588583]

@Edelemanelite11 "or Maye" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂