mkelaurie

Sitting is the new cancer

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@SquidSwenson007 @AdrianneCurry I'm Gen X and my parents aren't Boomers. Nor were most of my friends' parents growing up.

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@CynicalPublius Hate for GenX? The Boomers never got out of our way and won't until they are dead.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody will remember:
-your salary
-how busy you were
-how many hours you worked

People will remember:
-the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@jasonrantz Average Wisconsin resident here: I refuse to answer phone calls from unknown numbers and never reply to the barrage of texts wanting my opinion. They no longer have any idea what voters are thinking so they make it up.

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@jaketapper Don't lump Gen X in with Boomers. We've been waiting for them to get out of the way since we entered the workforce in the early 1990s. Still hasn't happened. We're the generation that hasn't had a say in anything.

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

The World Cup missed a golden opportunity by not having Creed play the halftime show.

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@JebraFaushay @TMZ Wasn't he already married to her?

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

Thank you to #Japan and all the other countries who are wishing our country a happy birthday! #usa 🫶🏼

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@wells_sl @elsathora CERN is in Switzerland, not Sweden. Other than that, spot on.

[Kyle Sheldon ⚽️🇺🇸 @kylesheldon]

All of Seattle in full voice for the national anthem. 🇺🇸

Beautiful.

You gotta watch till the end for the flyover.

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@elsathora It's certainly not .@maxburgers_se 🍔

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@japan_nobunaga The rest of the Midwest vs. Illinois

[𝓥𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓪 🎈🎈 @ericdravenscrow]

STELLAN SKARSGÅRD THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

.@FreddyLA7 @elsathora @thetheteatea set up a GoFundMe (or whatever is applicable to your country) so your friends in America who are following you can help fund your adventures! Welcome to 🇺🇸🫶🏼

[mkelaurie @mkelaurie]

@BigBrainBizness Love it when he pops up in movies. Underrated talent.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The person who can figure out how to reduce the amount of time it takes to get off a plane at O'Hare will have a city holiday named after them in Chicago.

[Joanne ♡ @Romansbae]

Happy National Day of Sweden! Lets celebrate with the hottest thing to come out of Sweden...The Skarsgårds 🇸🇪🔥

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This is why you don’t kneel for the national anthem.

[Sean @scs_real]

The greatest one hit wonder, in the history of humanity, was released on this day, 41 years ago.

Yes, you are that old.

You're welcome America

[Kristen @Kica333]

I would rather walk across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.