Matt Kelley

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

“@cbearrrrrr: dr phil is the worst tv show EVER 👎” totally agree with this!!

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

Made that math test my bitch.

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

Why am I still awakeee. #needsleep #earlymorn

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

I fucking hate Saskatoon parking. #anotherticket

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

Rodney partying with the boys

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

“@antijokeapple: Wanna hear a joke?

Eli Manning.” @kells207

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

Forgot how shitty getting a ticket is. #noseatbelt #gonnacostya #oliviawildeishtthough

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

1 Chiver who RTs this tweet will win this @EAMaddenNFL VIP kit from the lovely Madden girls (http://t.co/Bwf8ohSXY5)!

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

@_LauraSmith_ haha just 2 now! Then party time. #dollabills #partythrills #moneyforenglandtravels

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

Somebody go to work for me. #3moresgifts #tired

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, NBC sports should put me on the fishing channel I'm not on a boat but I reel puck sluts like im a god damn fuckin bass master out here

[Golf Saskatchewan @GolfSK]

Wow! @11brookeH11 wins the 2013 Women's Lobstick, finishes 3rd on the Women's Order of Merit and she is 14! #LookOut

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

“@SteveStfler: What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out.” Hahahaha

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

@chinedawg13 umm do you have any German friends thoughh.

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

“@UnusualFactPage: Germans have a word "Backpfeifengesicht" for a face that really needs a punch.”@chinedawg13 is this true?

[Matt Kelley @mkells13]

That moment you're about to fall asleep and you here a mosquito. #bzzzz #frigoff #thelightswitchistoofaraway