Mike Marlow 🌹 🇵🇸

Amateur funny fella, brain tumor survivor, DSA member, dance-punk oldhead, aspiring disability advocate, musician. Opinions are my own.

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You see "three meat pizza." What is the third meat? (for "other," comment).

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@equine__dentist For me, that's just Tuesday

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@memeslich Any trope is deserving to be subverted

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@NefflynB Chihuahua

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@equine__dentist "Expires Soon Fat & Weird Pitchin' Tents Cookie"

Literally me 😂

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@AndrewHilaryUS Always has been

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@pupzwhining Me too!

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@partymom6 @compujeramey @IsaacRowlett Because the world of commercial property ownership is full of weird Russian nesting doll shell company situations. I'm not excusing it, but it's not a new trend.

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@90sPKMN

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@mrmikeMTL

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@memeslich Fightman, spellboy, booblady and gremlin

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@OversightDems This is my least favorite Shel Silverstein poem

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@BrainDumpTweets @OversightDems Max, enigmas never age, and they NEVER make sense

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@pants I always enjoy when people like my tweets long after I made them especially since I haven't been active on this site anymore. It's like a nice little surprise reminder of a time when I was silly!

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@pants Gotta respect Barney's hustle

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@heyriddleriddle

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@saddymayo I feel like we go through cycles where one specific celebrity agency takes over the ad zeitgeist for a bit and we see the same 4-5 celebs in a majority of commercials for a few months. Now it's Goggins. Not long ago it was Giancarlo Esposito and Idris Elba before that...

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@heyriddleriddle JP Riddles?

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@AndrewHilaryUS Food?

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@psychicpebble @MichaelRCusack Really awesome! Sounds like you two have things figured out just right.

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Israel is implementing its final solution in Gaza, slaughtering hundreds of starving Palestinians in a matter of days. U.S. media must name what is happening: genocide. Anything less is shameful.

@axios @CNN @Reuters @nytimes @MSNBC @AP

[Mike Marlow 🌹 🇵🇸 @MKEMarlow]

Israel is implementing its final solution in Gaza, slaughtering hundreds of starving Palestinians in a matter of days. U.S. media must name what is happening: genocide. Anything less is shameful.

@AP