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posting mortem

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i got the cromulan omaracronion variant. coromicronin disease, look it up. Everyone has it

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staring at you from the passenger seat of the taco truck

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found myself a real woman with a heart of gold and a sack of grain

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wanna join my band? We need someone with long fingers to play this fucked up banjo

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he was a descendant of a long line of playboys. A far reaching lineage from a forgotten time, before boys did play

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hi yes I'll have the American Shitburger

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i got the cromulan omaracronion variant. coromicronin disease, look it up. Everyone has it

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my progenitor, choking on fumes in a coal shaft: must make a better life for my children...
me, crossfaded on my couch, melting my faculties in alcohol and sugar: fuck old people

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pussy from a gigantic man

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making my world famous meatballs!!

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taking a sip of my bloody mary and spilling celery crab legs shrimp grilled cheese lobster and bacon all over myself

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every morning I wake up make some coffee and cast a shrinking spell on my pepperoni nipples

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for Christmas this year I gave the ultimate gift, apologizing for being a fuckup

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Yes. I am Cunius Pelelius.

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"you've heard of elf on the shelf" no I haven't. Shut the fuck up

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Not interesting. Sorry. Not your fault, perhaps, but you are not interesting, and I can't waste energy talking to boring people.

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[He looks you over slowly and deliberately.] Excuse me.

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This website died with the morrowind.rtf bot

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babe lol that was literally so random. let's go smoke crack cocaine

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sorry buddy, but it's time for you to go. *chucks you in the dumpster*

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once Stalker 2 has a good mod scene I will never need a new shooter game in my life ever again