Captain Michael the Black

Pirate, Amateur Bartender, Tiki Bar Enthusiast...and sometimes I make television...

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

I think I might be done here….

[Pitt Football @Pitt_FB]

Attendance: 70,622

Tonight is the largest crowd for any game in Pittsburgh sports history.

#H2P » #BeatWVU

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Corrected Version.

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

Drinking @Liquor ‘s Reggae Rum Punch with @CaptainMorgan rum...

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

Pennsylvania Resident’s here’s any easy way to try to get the Liquor flowing again....

https://t.co/yh2T2edXli

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

@ABC @CBSNews @NBCNews @CNN ask @usbank about their Covid 19 help it’s a 6 month deferment with a balloon payment at the end. Thats not help. They should be doing better.

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

@usbank No it’s not your solution is a 6 month balloon payment.

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

@kevinolearytv you said to let you know who wasn’t helping people during this crisis please retweet @usbank is not helping it’s mortgage customers with this crisis. A 6 month balloon payment is not acceptable. Ask them to do better @GMA

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

Enjoyed a nice Dark & Stormy with Eight Bells Rum @NEDistilling

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him no good. - Samuel Johnson Writer 1709 - 1784

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

#LUN2019

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

@LetterkennyProb #pitterpatter

[Pitt Football @Pitt_FB]

THE PITT SPECIAL

#H2P

[Kate Chastain @Kate_Chastain]

Happy Season Premiere Day to the two boss babes of #BelowDeckMed 🙌👯‍♀️💕 can’t wait to watch @hannahferrier_ and @CaptSandyYawn tonight at 9 pm on @bravotv ⚓️

[Justin Hoysradt @jhoysradt]

After another inquiry. All the horses Win. Participation trophies for everyone. #KYDerby

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

#bullshit that’s why I drink @knobcreek...

[Woodford Reserve @WoodfordReserve]

Cheers to Country House. 🥃 #KYDerby

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

If I were @WoodfordReserve I tell the #kYderby to get their shit together...

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

Wow! #bullshit #KYDerby145 #kyderby

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

What kind of nuts do the stewards eat? #kyderby

[Captain Michael the Black @mkendlick]

@brianaharsany @justanoldtvguy Is that Producer Bear?