Mathew Kepler

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@elonmusk Yo is that guard in the middle holding a flamethrower?

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@CovfefeChan

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@AtheistIntelli2 Hell by Disturbed

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@Astalos986 @bl_miller2 @Nux_Taku @CovfefeChan It's a card game called Uno

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk Bro, you obviously don't know currency exchange rates. A British pound is worth more than a U.S. dollar

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@Nux_Taku Imagine Dragons

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@Nux_Taku I believe that's called romance

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@alex_hefner I used to play games with John Cena, and the Doobie Brothers are best friends with my uncle so I've met the as well

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@LayedBakDFR The entire internet will call someone out for feeding their husband to their tigers and cause police to reopen the investigation

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@LayedBakDFR Always up by 5am, work never stops

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@Borderlands Nuclear Infinity pistol

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@Mikayla_Riddle_ Theres nothing wrong with that. If it concerns you, instead of trying to change the habit, change what you eat and how much you eat. It's a much easier way to control the situation

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@LayedBakDFR For an amazing and pretty poetic song, I'd recommend There Are Better Ways to Die by Tanuki. There isnt a video made for it yet, but the song is pure 🔥

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@piersmorgan Seems a good moment to remind you no one cares

[Mathew Kepler @mkepler87]

@KevinHart4real “What’s this kid doing? That’s not how you do a lay up. I’d show you but I’d look dumb missing that so I’ll pass”

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Well, you shouldn't. https://t.co/Ab721fqbqm

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

How would I save a dead baby? You mean in a jar or something? https://t.co/ZpjwimrGa2