WD40

Bucks, Badgers, Flyers. Khris “WD40” Middleton. Gave up on caring long ago.

[WD40 @MkeWha]

Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives

[WD40 @MkeWha]

@vulturetrades Baller

[Stimmy Darts @jimmydarts0]

Song of the day

[WD40 @MkeWha]

@AlexBarnicoat_ You suck and we don’t care, Alex. Stop baiting children for clicks kiddo

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.

[Voödoo 6 von Inyanga @6Voodoo]

Netherlands, liberated by America
Denmark, liberated by America
Norway, liberated by America
France, liberated by America
Morocco, liberated by America
China, conquered by America
Japan, conquered by America
Russia, regime changed by America
England, fief of America…

[Cimmerian Pervert @cimmerian_v]

Beers went down a little too fast

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[WD40 @MkeWha]

Thank heavens.

I’d take an ice machine for kuzma.

Preferably one of those nice ones that spit out the small ice cubes, but I don’t know if he is worth that much.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Bucks are looking to trade Kyle Kuzma and Myles Turner, per @JakeLFischer

(Via @BleacherReport )

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Flipped it for your Australian convenience.

HOLD THAT

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

What I would give to see Lee Corso put on a giant eagle head

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

The National Guard is now patrolling the reflecting pool because a dude jumped into it and tried to rip out the sealant.

[ThienemanSZN @ThienemanSZN]

I know that ain’t the 5th best English speaking country talking

[yimbyall🌎 @yimbyall]

- 80% of your country is unlivable
- Our nature is more diverse
- You’re far from absolute everything
- All of your entertainment is American
- All of your technology is American
- Your flag has another flag in it
- Cope harder, 2-0

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[WD40 @MkeWha]

Mirrors are hung too to low. Not only can tall folks not seen themselves, nobody really sees themselves.
#YoloThoughts

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

People always say that they’re tired of WW2 movies but I feel the exact opposite. I will watch any and all movies about WW2. At least one WW2 movie should come out every month.