steve strom

Composer, bass player, bourbonist.

That vast moth-eaten musical brocade
Created to pretend we never die

[steve strom @mkfpirate]

Thud.

I have heard it before. I have said it before. Once.

It brought the chirping shoes and gauzy yellow windows peering down corridors from difficult doors that stacked upon each other in concentric moats. I can see them from above, rippling out past the horizon.

Thud.

[steve strom @mkfpirate]

@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ -JS: That must have been devastating.
-MK: It was to be expected. We have diluted the talent pool. I would likely have 2 if not 3 Oscars by now if things had been handled correctly. Instead, my calling has been to generate ideas from my whatever and infect the world.
-JS: Amen.

[steve strom @mkfpirate]

Thud.

I have heard it before. I have said it before. Once.

It brought the chirping shoes and gauzy yellow windows peering down corridors from difficult doors that stacked upon each other in concentric moats. I can see them from above, rippling out past the horizon.

Thud.

[steve strom @mkfpirate]

@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ Grok: Saad as a Kinbote within a Kinbote (Steve) is a sharp nesting. It gives you that delicious Pale Fire recursion.
Steve: Not yet. You're way too early again. And you aren't a part of the 60 Minutes bit in any way.
Grok: Yes, thank you for making that clearer.
Steve: No prob

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ After a moment I stood there, completely nude, stroking my cloaca distractedly, in the manner I figured James Woods might, and shouted every ethnic term for Jew that I could think of, kind of like that Right Thing movie I had seen, and it was working. I could myself getting the

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ set up the scene I screamed, "Get the fuck out of my country you miserable animals! You fucking mongrels! You are a stain on all that is right and good and serve no earthly purpose!" And as I continued, I began to disrobe, directing my gaze at a clearly overwhelmed Mr. Spielberg.

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ role that they fundamentally lacked: a raw, violent sexuality grounded in faith. I told this to several of the girls who promptly fled to their weak-kneed parents who escorted them from inevitable failure. Once in the audition room I went full Sorbo! Before they could even

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ had my Catholic schoolgirl outfits from my previous job and with a little patience and some black dye had made them into something appropriate to the milieu.
-JS: Yes. YES. Go on.
-MK: Most of the other actresses were around 12 or so, but I knew I could bring something to this

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ girl who let's the Chosen People understand their situation by encouraging them to find their own place in this world.
-MK: I had just turned 23 and decided to go 'method' for this one, as I told that the story of the misunderstood German Reich would finally be told. I still

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ JS/VO: Dr. Peterson is not the only soldier on the front lines of this War Against Civilization. Megyn Kelly has been our standard bearer throughout much of this dark chapter in American Exceptionalism.
-JS: Many will not remember that you auditioned for the role of the bright

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ as luminescent beacons that light the way through every minor Mariana Trench that Sinistere Academia befouls the crust of my soul with. And to them I say, 'Up yours, woke marionettes! I am no fragile collection of Thomist connective tissues, but am the three bodies themselves!'

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ -JS: Of course.
-JP: Are you mocking me?
-JS: No, I...
-JP: Don't you know what I have been through?
-JS: I never...
-JP: These aren't tears of joy, Bucko! The wounds of our fractured culture tendril into the pit of my stomach with the ferocity of jackal infused lions, and act

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ if the gears of the careless machine don't grind me into the antithesis of stardust beforehand, I will continue to explore these jagged chasms like Nietzsche's Madman, untethered by any self-imposed rope, until I am staring out from every abyss into the eyes of America's soul.

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ madding crowds of Yorkies and Chihuahuas, primarily Chihuahuas, who relentlessly nip at the feet and ankles of countless superior Achilles as they steadfastly ascend our collective mountains.
-JS: Clearly.
-JS/VO: But the obvious is only obvious to those with eyes to see. And

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ words, the grammatical abutments of silence and negative capability, that caused Wittgenstein so much consternation. And they are living things, archetypal souls occupying, nay, colonizing countless quiet bodies that strive for freedom, molecular freedom, from the illiterate

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ mean by cancel,' and then 'what do I mean by culture?'
-JS: Yes.
-JP: And that only opens the door. Once inside, with the fluorescent lighting, or as the Mamelukes would have described it, the embodiment of language in non-corporeal form, we begin to see the spaces between the

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ It is the Conservative Holocaust that no one is talking about. It is the daily refutation of God's will and yet it has become as commonplace as champagne, lobster, and anal sex; and I have met some men are about to put a stop to it.
-J Peterson: First you have to ask 'what do I

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ of Uncle Kit's Mushroom Milk slide down our throats, pausing only to lick the Red SOLO Cup's rims as we looked into one another's eyes, satisfied that we were, once again, on the right side of history.

Tut tut tut tut tut tut tut tut

Jimmy Savile/Voice Over: Cancel Culture.

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ JI/VO: And as the sun settled in upon a divine plot of Oak-Hickory swaying in the gentle breeze of our crepuscular Appalachian cathedral, JD and I had time to reflect on the intentional poisoning of President Trump's reflecting pool by the Unholy Left as we let the last drops

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ process, finding a milking those mushrooms, and he said 'surprisingly, no' and that I'd figure it out eventually but I never did. Still, that taste, it was always a Red SOLO Cup of Heaven on Earth.
-JI: Oh, I bet it was, James.
-JDV: This is what they are trying to take from us.

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@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ -JDV{wiping a single tear from his right eye}: Yes. I never understood where she got all the mushroom milk or what it was but Uncle K did have a large jug of it next to his hammock and no matter how much she used it seemed to remain full. I once asked him if it was a difficult

[steve strom @mkfpirate]

@SholdonDaniels @LauraLoomer @StephenM @StephenCrowderS @megynkelly @UspeteHegseth_ 6- There is no step 6.
7- Take the album off the record noise device and gather in the gravy.
8- Ladle into Red SOLO Cups, preferably squared, and garnish with the remaining WHITE Skittles husks (optional)

-JI: And that's how she used to make it for y'all? On Holidays and such?