May

'The ants weigh more than the elephants.' --Fiona Apple.

[May @mkhadarmay]

Dude saw ‘African swine’ and immediately thought of racism.🤦‍♂️

[GUSTAVO @Gustavo__254]

Racism will never end anytime soon

[May @mkhadarmay]

@dekim_Kalvino @paisylynn Or mummylet. 🤣

[May @mkhadarmay]

Damn! This is accurate.😂😂

[Mateacore @Mateacore]

Ukimwaga maji kwa petroli😂

[May @mkhadarmay]

You are playing a World Cup semi-final, you score on the 55th minute and you start defending. You are England.

[May @mkhadarmay]

@abdallasambul @asadhussein_ I have no words wallaahi. Alla ya rahmo. Wasn’t he in the UK?

[May @mkhadarmay]

😂😂😂

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Raha za dunia zikiona niko na mia tatu Mpesa 😭😭😂💔

[May @mkhadarmay]

@gTownPsycho_ Mabruk to her!

Oo waxaan ku weeydiyay, afartan iyo labo jirkan aa profile-ka saaratay muxuu ahaa?😅

[May @mkhadarmay]

😂😂😂

[Fat Bearded Chef 👨‍🍳 @FatBeardedChef]

@Not_the_Bee ??

[May @mkhadarmay]

@bayern_MOB @gTownPsycho_ 🤣🤣

[May @mkhadarmay]

Enough internet for today.🤣🤣

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Me changing graveyard cuz they put me next to a a Ronaldo fan 😭

[May @mkhadarmay]

@olajiire101 @gTownPsycho_ 🤣🤣🤣

[May @mkhadarmay]

@baddiewholifts Someone once said, “I don’t trust diaries; they get caught.”🤣

[May @mkhadarmay]

@gTownPsycho_ Muqdisho mise Kismayo inteey ka bilaawi lahaayeen beey Baidoa ka bilaaween.🤣

[May @mkhadarmay]

@baddiewholifts And it is worse if you have a baby face on top of that.😂

[May @mkhadarmay]

@Asmahan2006 That jaxiima part, though.🤣

[May @mkhadarmay]

Me: Lowers the window on a highway.

My Apple Watch:

[May @mkhadarmay]

Tranquillo Barnetta and Steed Malbranque.

[Rilwan @Real1_balogun]

Jan Venegoor of Hesselink.

There’s no name in football that’ll beat it for me.

I’ve heard many names over the years and some are special to my ears.

Some of them are:

Shabani Nonda
Signwonder Chimbambo
Gaizka Mendieta
Gilles Yapi Yapo
Rasak Pimpong
Lomana Tresor Lualua
Benjani Mwaruwari
Siyabonga Nomvethe
Hidetoshi Nakata
Ono Shinji
Fabio Quagliarella

And I saw one recently, one of Roberto de Zerbi’s assistants, his name is:

Marcattilio Marcattilii.

[May @mkhadarmay]

Oh, how I waited for Lee Bowyer and Robbie Savage to appear! 😅

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Players with the most yellow cards in the Premier League, 1992-2025 🟨

(via @1968Tv)